Jamie
@jamiewamie.bsky.social
Scientist by day, buffoon at most other times, with some overlap. Here for all the lovely things and good people.
Rated ‘Try to get a full refund’ by Which?
Here from the other place
Rated ‘Try to get a full refund’ by Which?
Here from the other place
I’ve never had sinusitis before. It hurts.
0/10. Would not recommend
0/10. Would not recommend
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’ve never had sinusitis before. It hurts.
0/10. Would not recommend
0/10. Would not recommend
YES! GODDIM! GO ON, PISS OFF, YOU’RE OUT!
That’s fucked his average, Tony.
That’s fucked his average, Tony.
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
YES! GODDIM! GO ON, PISS OFF, YOU’RE OUT!
That’s fucked his average, Tony.
That’s fucked his average, Tony.
You really fucking don’t, SWR…
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You really fucking don’t, SWR…
Fuck Labour, fuck ‘em to hell. Starting to hate them more than the Tories. 😡
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Government U-turns on support for bird-friendly swift bricks in new homes
Housing minister Steve Reed refuses to back mandating measure, despite giving support while in environment job
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Fuck Labour, fuck ‘em to hell. Starting to hate them more than the Tories. 😡
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
*PSA KLAXON*
Red Leicester Quavers are the absolute business. Get involved.
Red Leicester Quavers are the absolute business. Get involved.
October 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
*PSA KLAXON*
Red Leicester Quavers are the absolute business. Get involved.
Red Leicester Quavers are the absolute business. Get involved.
A boarding pass from Strasbourg to Gatwick doth butter no parsnips when someone wants to see your ticker on a Brighton to Southampton train.
Every day is a school day…
Every day is a school day…
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A boarding pass from Strasbourg to Gatwick doth butter no parsnips when someone wants to see your ticker on a Brighton to Southampton train.
Every day is a school day…
Every day is a school day…
Now you have drunk all your beers, go drown your empty selves.
For then you will have lost it all, the last of this island.
For then you will have lost it all, the last of this island.
October 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Now you have drunk all your beers, go drown your empty selves.
For then you will have lost it all, the last of this island.
For then you will have lost it all, the last of this island.
Super Furry Animals - Rock 'n' Roll Flu (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by Super Furry Animals
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October 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Schlepped up to this point this morning. Actually did it twice as Google Maps is an absolute prick and put me about 100m from the last picture. Absolutely blowing by the end.
September 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Schlepped up to this point this morning. Actually did it twice as Google Maps is an absolute prick and put me about 100m from the last picture. Absolutely blowing by the end.
The tunnel at Red Star Belgrade is longer than changing between Monument and Bank tube stations
September 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The tunnel at Red Star Belgrade is longer than changing between Monument and Bank tube stations
In at number 34 on the Festive 50…
September 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
In at number 34 on the Festive 50…
Just been having a chat about scary kids programmes and a couple of the younger ones mentioned programmes that were pretty tame. I decided to show them the opening bit of ‘Chocky’
I’m now having to go for a safety wipe… 😳
I’m now having to go for a safety wipe… 😳
August 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Just been having a chat about scary kids programmes and a couple of the younger ones mentioned programmes that were pretty tame. I decided to show them the opening bit of ‘Chocky’
I’m now having to go for a safety wipe… 😳
I’m now having to go for a safety wipe… 😳
Found a channel showing ‘Oldies’ music vids. ‘Man on the Moon’ by REM was on. “That’s not an oldie”, I say. Realise the song is 33 years old.
Kill. Me. Now…
Kill. Me. Now…
August 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Found a channel showing ‘Oldies’ music vids. ‘Man on the Moon’ by REM was on. “That’s not an oldie”, I say. Realise the song is 33 years old.
Kill. Me. Now…
Kill. Me. Now…
Who the hell is suggesting that what we're really missing is Barbacoa beef and marinated Greek chicken flatbreads…?
August 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Who the hell is suggesting that what we're really missing is Barbacoa beef and marinated Greek chicken flatbreads…?
I’ve just had an offer for tickets to see Lee Hurst.
I’d rather be wanked off by Edward Scissorhands
I’d rather be wanked off by Edward Scissorhands
August 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’ve just had an offer for tickets to see Lee Hurst.
I’d rather be wanked off by Edward Scissorhands
I’d rather be wanked off by Edward Scissorhands
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This is who runs this account
June 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is who runs this account
Absolutely delighted for Gus Atkinson. Bowled beautifully yesterday and didn’t get the rewards he deserved. Well earned Michelle in the end.
August 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Absolutely delighted for Gus Atkinson. Bowled beautifully yesterday and didn’t get the rewards he deserved. Well earned Michelle in the end.
Smashing day yesterday at the Test. Wish I was there today, as a)the weather looks better, b) a bit more excitement already and c)I can’t be fucked to be at work on a Friday. Won’t miss £8.50 pints though…
August 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Smashing day yesterday at the Test. Wish I was there today, as a)the weather looks better, b) a bit more excitement already and c)I can’t be fucked to be at work on a Friday. Won’t miss £8.50 pints though…
In the pub and someone is doing acoustic versions of dance songs.
I’ve never been more happy to do jail time
I’ve never been more happy to do jail time
July 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In the pub and someone is doing acoustic versions of dance songs.
I’ve never been more happy to do jail time
I’ve never been more happy to do jail time
We’re going to the zoo, zoo, zoo!
How about you?
How about you?
July 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
We’re going to the zoo, zoo, zoo!
How about you?
How about you?
If I can make it to the end of the day without bludgeoning my section lead with their own trainer, I can have cake yeah?
July 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
If I can make it to the end of the day without bludgeoning my section lead with their own trainer, I can have cake yeah?
GODDIM!
Go on, piss off, you’re out. That’s fucked his average, Tony!
Go on, piss off, you’re out. That’s fucked his average, Tony!
July 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
GODDIM!
Go on, piss off, you’re out. That’s fucked his average, Tony!
Go on, piss off, you’re out. That’s fucked his average, Tony!
I wish I hated cricket 😡
July 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I wish I hated cricket 😡
Ok, it’s not Jadeja, but I’ll take it! Superb timing:
July 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Ok, it’s not Jadeja, but I’ll take it! Superb timing: