Jamie Mathieson
@jamiemathieson.bsky.social
Former Doctor Who writer (Mummy On The Orient Express, Flatline, Oxygen)
Former stand-up comedian and small child.
Used to be @jamti on Twitter
https://www.jamiemathieson.com/
Former stand-up comedian and small child.
Used to be @jamti on Twitter
https://www.jamiemathieson.com/
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Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey.
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
May 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey.
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
March 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
January 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
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PAGLIACCI: Doctor, I’m depressed, and life seems cruel.
DOCTOR: Well, the treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, and that should pick you up!
PAGLIACCI: Right, what I’m getting from you is that my show isn’t sold out
DOCTOR: Well, the treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, and that should pick you up!
PAGLIACCI: Right, what I’m getting from you is that my show isn’t sold out
January 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
PAGLIACCI: Doctor, I’m depressed, and life seems cruel.
DOCTOR: Well, the treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, and that should pick you up!
PAGLIACCI: Right, what I’m getting from you is that my show isn’t sold out
DOCTOR: Well, the treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, and that should pick you up!
PAGLIACCI: Right, what I’m getting from you is that my show isn’t sold out
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The AI industry’s seizure of other people’s property, declaring it to be worthless, then pricing it at a premium once “processed” through them, has a historical precedent, and it’s not a good look. Yup. It’s good old colonialism.
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
If all this stuff is worthless, mind if we just take it?
How 21st Century tech is doing the old colonial grift all over again.
open.substack.com
December 19, 2024 at 8:52 AM
The AI industry’s seizure of other people’s property, declaring it to be worthless, then pricing it at a premium once “processed” through them, has a historical precedent, and it’s not a good look. Yup. It’s good old colonialism.
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
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He's mooking a lost
He's chicking it twoce
He's gong to fond oot
Who's nighty or noose
Arthur Bostrom's coming to town
He's chicking it twoce
He's gong to fond oot
Who's nighty or noose
Arthur Bostrom's coming to town
December 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
He's mooking a lost
He's chicking it twoce
He's gong to fond oot
Who's nighty or noose
Arthur Bostrom's coming to town
He's chicking it twoce
He's gong to fond oot
Who's nighty or noose
Arthur Bostrom's coming to town
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"What do you mean the sign about looking upon my works and despairing is still standing??? No! That's the worst possible - if the *works* are gone but the sign is still up then I'm gonna look like a fucken dickhead! Why didn't you make the works out of the same shit you made the sign out of?!"
December 15, 2024 at 11:04 AM
"What do you mean the sign about looking upon my works and despairing is still standing??? No! That's the worst possible - if the *works* are gone but the sign is still up then I'm gonna look like a fucken dickhead! Why didn't you make the works out of the same shit you made the sign out of?!"
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when you’re in the 7 items or fewer queue & the cashiers are changing over & having a long chat
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
when you’re in the 7 items or fewer queue & the cashiers are changing over & having a long chat
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Condensation: water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it
Condescension: water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it, you thick cunt
Condescension: water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it, you thick cunt
December 5, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Condensation: water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it
Condescension: water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it, you thick cunt
Condescension: water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it, you thick cunt
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Share if you think Britain was better in the olden days!
November 28, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Share if you think Britain was better in the olden days!
So AI is being trained on our scripts? Then we need to fight back by making lots and lots of terrible scripts. From now on, if anyone accuses you of thin characters, plots that don't make sense or twists that don't work, just tell them you're fighting back against our robot overlords...
November 28, 2024 at 9:34 AM
So AI is being trained on our scripts? Then we need to fight back by making lots and lots of terrible scripts. From now on, if anyone accuses you of thin characters, plots that don't make sense or twists that don't work, just tell them you're fighting back against our robot overlords...
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It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.
November 18, 2024 at 8:30 PM
It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.