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James Kelleher
@jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Art with machines; design at Publicis; enthusiastic cat herder.

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The cops working hard to impose the ‘drugs haul’ aesthetic on a load of boxes of Dior Sauvage and (thematically consistent) Black Opium
Two men have been arrested in connection with the theft of over €5,700 worth of perfume from Dublin Airport .

The arrest came as part of Operation Táirge, part of An Garda Síochána’s crime prevention and reduction strategy aimed at detecting and preventing organised retail crime.
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Two men arrested after €5,700 worth of perfume stolen from Dublin Airport
The two men were arrested inside the terminal by gardaí attached to Dublin Airport.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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live long enough to watch a gen xer in a suit stand up and flash devil horns at a symphony orchestra
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
👀
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Hard to believe that a few years ago there was genuine mainstream discourse about tech companies shifting to 4-day work weeks while today companies are bragging about “AI productivity gains” yet it’s all about 996.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This is actually called ‘boomer encryption’
Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 AM
pspspsps
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I hope this email finds you embroiled in a sinister international rich guy pedo conspiracy
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This is prime Bill Callahan weather
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
While we’re doing Bond continuity discourse: the gun that killed Hitler was a Walther PPK, so we might as well see a reboot where 007 pulls the trigger
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A true renaissance man
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Everyone on this call keeps talking about Q4, I assume they mean him:
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Happy 11:11 11/11 to all who celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Stumbled across a 2013 use of “enshittening” by Sam Kriss
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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"Essential services are now digital by default, leaving many older people feeling locked out of their own lives."

As more of our lives move online by default, digital ageism has quietly become one of the last unchallenged prejudices, writes Fiona Daly.

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Opinion: We’ve grown far too comfortable excluding older people from the digital world
As more of our lives move online by default, digital ageism has quietly become one of the last unchallenged prejudices, writes Fiona Daly.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and smash those like and subscribe buttons
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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So proud of my father for all the passion, courage,care and vision he brought to the last 14 years as President of Ireland. Both my parents have always been driven by a deep wide love for Ireland & the world, for people, planet & possibilities. Looking forward to their next chapter! #Grá #spiergirm
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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ASSETS opens today at Green on Red Gallery, Dublin.
Exhibition until Dec 12.
www.greenonredgallery.com/alan-butler-...
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
3D-scanning your cat: a cautionary tale
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM