Big Soup
banner
jamesdarkhorse.bsky.social
Big Soup
@jamesdarkhorse.bsky.social
Pet parent, and undercover ork kommando rooting for the Imperium's collapse.
"You might have those silver feet, but I've got these gold fingers. HERE I GO! SHINING FINGER!"
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm so tired of bitter, lonely 4chan shit posters who never grew up running this country.
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
>me realizing the class isn't real
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Is the enrollment period for this class still open?
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Please don't fall in love with Caesar's former favorite war criminal because he recites pithy Bible verses.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I miss when LEGO had homebrew settings. I have an Aquashark submarine in my room.
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The sex pests inside the house are leaving the doors unlocked for the pests outside the house.
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I love my son.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Keep up the good work girk.
a screenshot of a video game with the url imgflip.com visible
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the url imgflip.com visible
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Have you considered how well it would pair with a plague doctor's mask?
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Rats rats we are the rats.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Signing of the peace accord between twinks and leather tops 1976 (colorized).
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Sorry to fly off the handle like that.
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I don't like how "corporate" this conversation feels. Are we a focus group now? I need some air. Am I expected to wear a suit and tie to read these posts? I have to wear expensive, drab, uncomfortable clothes just to be here? Take your "professionalism" and eat me you corporate ghoul.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Scott Pilgrim vs his internal turmoil as an egg.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Okay, what about RESET? I feel like socmed is toxic sludge for the brain (yes I know I'm saying this on Bsky), and that keeping minors off it might do some good.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Different rooms get different decor. The guest bedroom is whimsigothic with ravens. The guest bathroom has porn drawn by @megrocks.com
I hope you like goth girls with soft laps.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I wish I knew this guy. Great work visually communicating warmth and softness.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Fuck yeah.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fun Fact: A girl concept artist did the zero suit concept art for Metroid: Zero Mission. So Samus is canonically lesbian hot.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM