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Jake Meis
@jakemeis.bsky.social
4.1K followers 2.5K following 1.2K posts
Chronic Introvert|30|NM|Just here to amuse myself and others|LGBT+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️|🍑NSFW🍆|No minors🔞|Blank profile=Blocked|
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How it started vs. how it ended. I really hate Thanksgiving, I always end up embarrassing myself because of my social awkwardness. Oh well, it's not like I'll be replaying that scenario over and over in my head for the rest of my life! 😮‍💨😞
A pre-thanksgiving pic of Jake wearing black high-heeled shoes, black dress pants, a lavender button-up dress shirt wrapped in a plum cardigan, with an obsidian pendant around his neck. A post-thanksgiving photo of Jake sitting in a hot bath with a red towel on his head and a disheveled look on his face.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
jakemeis.bsky.social
I just feel like some therapy* would really fix me right now, ya'know?

*large men fucking my ass until I cum hands-free
#humpday
Jake lying naked on his stomach with his feet hanging above his butt. His butt and nut sack are refected in a mirror behind him. Jake standing naked in front of a mirror. Jake stands with his back to the mirror, showing off his butt. In the front Jake is covering his junk with both hands.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child.

(It's all fun and games until GIANT BAT MONSTER!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
I needed the big tea this morning! 🥱😴 A big D woulda been nice too 😏😮‍💨
Jake stands wearing nothing but a fuzzy pink robe while holding a green travel cup. The front of the robe hangs open, revealing Jake's naked underneath with his cock and balls out.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
🤤🤤🤤
Illiteration of Kirby eating a whole watermelon.
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Two bingos for me! I really need to fill this card. 🥴
Slightly filled out gay sex bingo card. Empty gay sex bingo card
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Happy Monday, y'all! Anyone wanna hang out after work? #mcm
A black and white photo of Jake sitting naked on his bean bag. His semi-hard cock hangs lazily to the side resting on his right thigh. He smirks down at the camera.
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Hair today, gone tomorrow! Which do you prefer? #fdf #fcf
Photo of Jake standing naked in his bathroom showing off his hairy cock and balls. A photo of Jake standing naked in his bathroom after trimming his bush. His now bare cock and balls hang out in front of him.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Good morning, people! Rise up and get to shining.
Sunrise on a cloudy morning in New Mexico. A first-person pic looking down at Jake's solid morning wood sticking out of his sweatpants.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Just playing with the light a little #mcm
A monochromatic photo of Jake standing naked in a beam of light. His soft cock and heavy balls are spotlighted. A monochromatic photo of Jake standing naked in a beam of light. His cheeks are spotlighted. A monochromatic photo of Jake standing naked in a beam of light with a full erection. Just the head of his stiff dick is illuminated.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Y'all helped my page get to over 4k followers!🥳 I'm very grateful to each of you for choosing to follow this awkward, antisocial, little guy.😅 I can't explain just how cathartic it has been for me to put myself out there and have y'all fully embrace me!🥹 Thank you all so much for being here!💗😘
Photo of Jake smiling into the camera. He's wearing a black t-shirt with a blue and yellow flannel over the top and a blue crocheted hat.
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite Pokémon!
(wrong answers only)
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
jakemeis.bsky.social
🥳Happy Birthday!🎊 Blow out the candle, and you'll get your wish 😜
Pic of Jake's hard cock with a lit birthday candle sticking out of his urethra.
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Looks like it's time for another #monochromemonday!
A black and white photo of Jake using his large flaccid cock as a watch. He's only wearing puppy paw socks .
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Good morning y'all! Sun was just beginning to rise, and I rose with it.
Photo of a sunrise over New Mexico Photo of Jakes' hard morning wood sticking out from his blue blankets. The head of his cock is slick with pre-cum.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Don't mind if I do! 🤤
Photo of jakes butthole after pushing out a large plug.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Just got it off amazon. Comes in a set of three. I've yet to even dare the larger two 😅
Set of three clear buttplugs in decending sizes.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Need someone to replace the plug, asap! 😈

#scs #hairysacksaturday
Photo of Jake bent over, ass facing the camera with a clear plug stuffed inside it. The plug makes it appear as though his hole is gaping. His hairy nuts are hanging below with a black ring strapped around the base, making them look swollen and full.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
A little something extra since y'all were so patient with all my shenanigans! 😁 #fcf #fdf
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Close enough, y'all! Thanks to everyone thats been liking all my bait posts. Hope it was worth the wait. 😈 I'm sure y'all will let me know! 😅
#fcf #fdf
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
🙋Story of my life! 😂
Jake stands in his garage wearing a blue and yellow a-shirt with a blue and yellow flannel over it. His blue jeans hang open and have been pulled down to show Jake's soft cock and sweaty nuts. He smiles into the camera.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
It ain't gonna suck itself! Get to work! 😈

#fatcockfriday #cockring
Photo of Jake's raging hard-on. A black cock ring squeezes tightly around his cock and balls making all the veins in his shaft stand out. The head of his cock is swollen and slick with pre-cum.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Another pic from last night. Can't wait to show y'all the final shot! If this or my humpday post gets to 300 likes, the video goes up. 🍆💦😉 #thirstythursday
Photo of Jake sitting naked on a small stool. A large, clear plug is lodged deep in his hairy hole. His cock and balls are being constricted by a black cock ring making them look thick and heavy.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Does this help? 😜
Photo of Jakes hefty cock and balls early in the morning.
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
jakemeis.bsky.social
Had a great day at work. Y'all know what that means! 😈
Photo of Jake leaning back on a small grey stool. A large clear plug lodged deep in his hole, and a black cockring are the only clothes he has on. His cock and balls are straining against the constricting ring, engorging them and causing the veins in the shaft and the sack and pop out under the pressure. A thick layer of pre-cum makes his cock glisten in the light. A photo of Jake's asshole after removing a large plug. The hole looks puffy and stretched after having been plugged for over an hour. His soft cock and hairy balls dangle beneath the hungry hole.
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM