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Jake Meis
@jakemeis.bsky.social
Chronic Introvert|30|NM|Just here to amuse myself and others|LGBT+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️|🍑NSFW🍆|No minors🔞|Blank profile=Blocked|
How it started vs. how it ended. I really hate Thanksgiving, I always end up embarrassing myself because of my social awkwardness. Oh well, it's not like I'll be replaying that scenario over and over in my head for the rest of my life! 😮‍💨😞
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I just feel like some therapy* would really fix me right now, ya'know?

*large men fucking my ass until I cum hands-free
#humpday
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child.

(It's all fun and games until GIANT BAT MONSTER!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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#fcf from AZ.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Is anyone else's bluesky randomly unfollowing people? I've come across several people that I've had to re-follow within the past few weeks! So just fyi if I randomly unfollow you without blocking you, it most likely wasn't me.
a man with a beard is sitting on a bench looking at his phone .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting on a bench looking at his phone .
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November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I needed the big tea this morning! 🥱😴 A big D woulda been nice too 😏😮‍💨
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I really do post ass a lot but idk I like showing off my chub butt 😋
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Two bingos for me! I really need to fill this card. 🥴
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy Monday, y'all! Anyone wanna hang out after work? #mcm
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Had a birthday over the weekend so here’s some cake for everyone 🍰
#gayass
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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How about some bundt 🎂?

Delicious all around with a big hole in the centre. 😋
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Chopping wood this sunny Sunday #nudist #woodsplitting
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Did somebody request thicc, hairy ass cheeks to stuff their face into? 🍑 #sundaybunday
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Fuck🤤
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Hair today, gone tomorrow! Which do you prefer? #fdf #fcf
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Good morning, people! Rise up and get to shining.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Just playing with the light a little #mcm
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Y'all helped my page get to over 4k followers!🥳 I'm very grateful to each of you for choosing to follow this awkward, antisocial, little guy.😅 I can't explain just how cathartic it has been for me to put myself out there and have y'all fully embrace me!🥹 Thank you all so much for being here!💗😘
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite Pokémon!
(wrong answers only)
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Looks like it's time for another #monochromemonday!
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Good morning y'all! Sun was just beginning to rise, and I rose with it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Well well well! Would you look at the time? Time to whip those fat fuckin’ cocks out fellas!! #fcf
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Reporting for #softcock Saturday, ma’am! I mean, sir! I mean, POOBAH! 🫡 #scs
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Need someone to replace the plug, asap! 😈

#scs #hairysacksaturday
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A little something extra since y'all were so patient with all my shenanigans! 😁 #fcf #fdf
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM