Jake Eisenberg
@jakeeisenberg.bsky.social
Play-by-play broadcaster for the Kansas City @Royals.com. Celiac. Terrapin. Coffee shop denizen. Be where your feet are.
(Also, “pieces” is not pronounced “pee-sees.” How/why did “reesees peesees” ever become a thing? “Reese’s” & “pieces” already rhyme!
Peanut butter M&Ms are better anyway.)
Peanut butter M&Ms are better anyway.)
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
(Also, “pieces” is not pronounced “pee-sees.” How/why did “reesees peesees” ever become a thing? “Reese’s” & “pieces” already rhyme!
Peanut butter M&Ms are better anyway.)
Peanut butter M&Ms are better anyway.)