Jake Schoolman
@jake.school
I like to ride bikes, read, write code, other nerdy things. CrossFit as well. Raised in Minneapolis. Living in Chicago. He/Him 🏳️🌈🚴💻
Tilly in her advanced age is starting to love wearing my hoodies ☺️
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Tilly in her advanced age is starting to love wearing my hoodies ☺️
Oh hey, look at this happy broccoli! 🥦
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Oh hey, look at this happy broccoli! 🥦
Since I finally have a job and decent health insurance, I felt comfortable going back to CrossFit again. My first snatches in about 8 months! Not the best form or heaviest load, but I’m very happy to be back.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Since I finally have a job and decent health insurance, I felt comfortable going back to CrossFit again. My first snatches in about 8 months! Not the best form or heaviest load, but I’m very happy to be back.
My dad painted a watercolor of a crow for my birthday card this year and I love it so much!
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My dad painted a watercolor of a crow for my birthday card this year and I love it so much!
In Palm Springs for pride and this is gonna be me all weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In Palm Springs for pride and this is gonna be me all weekend.
It’s Broccoli’s birthday! He’s such a sweet snuggly (5 year old) baby!
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s Broccoli’s birthday! He’s such a sweet snuggly (5 year old) baby!
Yikes what a super weird and gross thing to have on your license plate.
November 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yikes what a super weird and gross thing to have on your license plate.
Did a thing tonight. DJed a party. Was a vampire.
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Did a thing tonight. DJed a party. Was a vampire.
I have two very fuzzy dogs and I’ve just come to terms with the fact that I’m definitely regularly eating their hair.
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I have two very fuzzy dogs and I’ve just come to terms with the fact that I’m definitely regularly eating their hair.
Start my new job on Monday, so I chopped off my long hair!
October 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Start my new job on Monday, so I chopped off my long hair!
DJ gig went great last night but wow I am tired.
October 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
DJ gig went great last night but wow I am tired.
On a boat today, did a cruise on the river. Beautiful end of summer.
September 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
On a boat today, did a cruise on the river. Beautiful end of summer.
I haven’t done as many long bike rides this year, but today was perfect weather. 56 miles complete, with a stop at a brewery in the middle.
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I haven’t done as many long bike rides this year, but today was perfect weather. 56 miles complete, with a stop at a brewery in the middle.
Spending time camping with friends, good way to ignore the world’s problems for a couple days.
August 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Spending time camping with friends, good way to ignore the world’s problems for a couple days.
Got to spend Saturday on a boat, and while the air quality was bad, it did make for a great sunset.
August 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Got to spend Saturday on a boat, and while the air quality was bad, it did make for a great sunset.
Stopped for a little lakeside beer on the bike ride to a friends birthday. Hard to beat this city amenity
August 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Stopped for a little lakeside beer on the bike ride to a friends birthday. Hard to beat this city amenity
I biked to a concert in the suburbs last week. Meant to take more photos along the way as it was mostly nice bike paths. I forgot because I was having fun! I did come across a deer on the way home though, casually crossing in front of me. Ya don’t get that close when driving a car.
July 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I biked to a concert in the suburbs last week. Meant to take more photos along the way as it was mostly nice bike paths. I forgot because I was having fun! I did come across a deer on the way home though, casually crossing in front of me. Ya don’t get that close when driving a car.
Here’s a funny looking broccoli! That’s a big yawn 😁
July 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Here’s a funny looking broccoli! That’s a big yawn 😁
Tilly and broccoli are the phone wallpaper of course.
July 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Tilly and broccoli are the phone wallpaper of course.
Chicago summer has been a 10/10 so far as expected.
July 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Chicago summer has been a 10/10 so far as expected.
What a good sign for my Friday, my friend just sent me a video of the new baby opossum that’s moved in under her chicken coop! They will have to get her to move homes because apparently they will harass the chickens. But so cute!
July 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
What a good sign for my Friday, my friend just sent me a video of the new baby opossum that’s moved in under her chicken coop! They will have to get her to move homes because apparently they will harass the chickens. But so cute!
Same! I’ve heard there is an insect asylum near me that has a resident opossum, that I must go check out. I even have a tattoo of one!
July 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Same! I’ve heard there is an insect asylum near me that has a resident opossum, that I must go check out. I even have a tattoo of one!
