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Jake ⭕️💀⚡️
@jak3nbak3.bsky.social
World’s Okayist Husband.
Union thug.
Motion Picture Studio Mechanic
(IATSE Local 479)
More music, more sports, less politics.
You gotta specify when it comes to that place
May 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Drake Baldwin vs Lucas Giolito

Home Run (5) 💣

Exit velo: 112.3 mph
Launch angle: 28 deg
Projected distance: 416 ft

No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks

ATL @ BOS
🔺 3rd

Via @woulditdongagain.bsky.social
May 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
She look thicc 👀
May 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“I know these aren’t normal shin guards, they got a little metal in them, go find #10 and kick him in the shin will ya?”
May 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’d bet on my godsons soccer team if they’d let me
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media.tenor.com
May 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I keep forgetting your in the Columbus market haha, I’d have a hate/dislike relationship with the Crew if I was up there. Going from “save the crew” one season, to winning the cup, to back to “save the crew” is wild lmao
May 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Also calling MLS a Ponzi scheme while every European league bends the knee to the UEFA mafia is kinda funny
May 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Eh I agree league structure is whack, but the skill and play has gone through the roof the last decade. My team started in USL and won the league 2/3 years and was offered a franchise in MLS. Bout as close to a promotion you can get here 😂
decade.my
May 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
MLS fucks, gotta support local soccer
May 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
No MLS?
May 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
May 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
These are 🔥
May 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
That tag smells custy
May 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Worlds most expensive Qatari paper weight
May 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Absolutely right, but it’s just funny to me a Canadian team hasn’t won it since the 90’s. Reminds me of England and the World Cup. I hope Edmonton makes the finals, it’s hard to root against young McJesus
May 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I watched my wife eat those barnacles and I wanted to die. (Deathly allergic to shellfish)
May 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM