Jaison Simmons (He/Him/His)
@jaison96.bsky.social
Philly Born, Atlanta Raised
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Chappell Roan saying “My kink is watching you ruin your life” actually reset my hard drive
1. This needs to be a t-shirt
2. My petty saying from now on!
2. My petty saying from now on!
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It is kinda wild how the president is evidently receiving some kind of regular medical care that requires IVs and we don't know what's up
Trump's bandaged and discolored hand was visible today during an event where he again at times struggled to keep his eyes open (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It is kinda wild how the president is evidently receiving some kind of regular medical care that requires IVs and we don't know what's up
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Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
See Han shoot first.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
What makes this so much worse is that was broadcasted to the entire world….yeah…..the United States of America is a joke….and the whole fucking world knows it now! We will never…NEVER be trusted again
We have become a profoundly ridiculous country. This makes the Nero-era look sane and normal.
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What makes this so much worse is that was broadcasted to the entire world….yeah…..the United States of America is a joke….and the whole fucking world knows it now! We will never…NEVER be trusted again
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There he is folks. Proud recipient of the new FIFA Peace Prize. He couldn’t put that gold medal around his neck fast enough.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
There he is folks. Proud recipient of the new FIFA Peace Prize. He couldn’t put that gold medal around his neck fast enough.
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Let me introduce you to the very real executive boardroom at FIFA headquarters in Zurich, Switzerland.
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Let me introduce you to the very real executive boardroom at FIFA headquarters in Zurich, Switzerland.
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Sadly Frank Gehry didn't make it to the end of the world Cup draw
Breaking News: Frank Gehry, a titan of architecture, has died at 96. He designed some of the world’s most recognizable buildings — many widely regarded as masterpieces. nyti.ms/4rGCYiE
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sadly Frank Gehry didn't make it to the end of the world Cup draw
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World Cup and Eurovision neck and neck over what event is going to be the bigger disaster
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
World Cup and Eurovision neck and neck over what event is going to be the bigger disaster
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"If Haiti's playing, go to Flatbush. Go to Jackson Heights for the Colombia match. The energy in the city is going to be off the charts."
The Kid Mero has advice for tourists visiting NYC for the World Cup 🗽🏆
The Kid Mero has advice for tourists visiting NYC for the World Cup 🗽🏆
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"If Haiti's playing, go to Flatbush. Go to Jackson Heights for the Colombia match. The energy in the city is going to be off the charts."
The Kid Mero has advice for tourists visiting NYC for the World Cup 🗽🏆
The Kid Mero has advice for tourists visiting NYC for the World Cup 🗽🏆
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From the Karpernick stuff to him bitching about their TV ratings to this, every comment he’s made since taking office shows he’s still very mad about failing to own an NFL team lmao
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
From the Karpernick stuff to him bitching about their TV ratings to this, every comment he’s made since taking office shows he’s still very mad about failing to own an NFL team lmao
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looking forward to either a 6-3 decision that trump as God Emperor of the United States can change the constitution by fiat or a 5-4 decision that 14th amendment means what it says with a dissent from thomas that actually the constitution recognizes donald j. trump as sovereign
*SUPREME COURT TO REVIEW TRUMP’S BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ROLLBACK
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
looking forward to either a 6-3 decision that trump as God Emperor of the United States can change the constitution by fiat or a 5-4 decision that 14th amendment means what it says with a dissent from thomas that actually the constitution recognizes donald j. trump as sovereign
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Roger Goodell sucking Trump off and doing photo ops with him, including this time here when Trump said we should suspend habeas corpus, and in the end Trump tells the NFL to change the name of their sport. When you bend over, Roger, you bend over all the way. Grab them toes
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Roger Goodell sucking Trump off and doing photo ops with him, including this time here when Trump said we should suspend habeas corpus, and in the end Trump tells the NFL to change the name of their sport. When you bend over, Roger, you bend over all the way. Grab them toes
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
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The Supreme Court argued that there was no intent by Texas lawmakers to draw district lines on considerations of race—just naked partisan politics (which, to be clear, makes it legal).
Chaos Is Coming
America helped keep the (relative) peace for 80 years. Not anymore.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The Supreme Court argued that there was no intent by Texas lawmakers to draw district lines on considerations of race—just naked partisan politics (which, to be clear, makes it legal).
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Almost certainly a death nail. The Roberts Court granting cert to any of Trump’s unyielding challenges to the Constitution is the rule of law’s Cheyene-Stokes at the end of human life. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
Supreme Court Agrees to Review Trump Order Restricting Birthright Citizenship
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Almost certainly a death nail. The Roberts Court granting cert to any of Trump’s unyielding challenges to the Constitution is the rule of law’s Cheyene-Stokes at the end of human life. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
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I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.
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Rather fitting that that England is going to play in Philadelphia on June 27th.
They were awfuly good hosts when the Phillies played over there. Now we get to show them what a proper Cheesesteak is.
They were awfuly good hosts when the Phillies played over there. Now we get to show them what a proper Cheesesteak is.
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Rather fitting that that England is going to play in Philadelphia on June 27th.
They were awfuly good hosts when the Phillies played over there. Now we get to show them what a proper Cheesesteak is.
They were awfuly good hosts when the Phillies played over there. Now we get to show them what a proper Cheesesteak is.
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Democrats are testing an affordability message in one of the nation’s richest districts.
A House seat in the expensive, commuter-heavy New Jersey district would be a prized pickup for Dems, who are seeking to reclaim a majority on Capitol Hill.
A House seat in the expensive, commuter-heavy New Jersey district would be a prized pickup for Dems, who are seeking to reclaim a majority on Capitol Hill.
Democrats test an affordability message in one of the nation’s richest districts
New Jersey's 7th Congressional District is a prized pickup opportunity for Democrats seeking to reclaim a majority on Capitol Hill.
www.politico.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Democrats are testing an affordability message in one of the nation’s richest districts.
A House seat in the expensive, commuter-heavy New Jersey district would be a prized pickup for Dems, who are seeking to reclaim a majority on Capitol Hill.
A House seat in the expensive, commuter-heavy New Jersey district would be a prized pickup for Dems, who are seeking to reclaim a majority on Capitol Hill.
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Philadelphia's group games for the FIFA World Cup will be from Group C, E, I & L
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Philadelphia's group games for the FIFA World Cup will be from Group C, E, I & L
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BREAKING: cert. was just granted in our @democracydefendersfund.org case to defend birthright citizenship
We and our wonderful coalition incl. ACLU, LULAC & more have won at every level & we have a strong case at SCOTUS as well
We are fighting for the babies, their parents--& the Constitution!
We and our wonderful coalition incl. ACLU, LULAC & more have won at every level & we have a strong case at SCOTUS as well
We are fighting for the babies, their parents--& the Constitution!
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
BREAKING: cert. was just granted in our @democracydefendersfund.org case to defend birthright citizenship
We and our wonderful coalition incl. ACLU, LULAC & more have won at every level & we have a strong case at SCOTUS as well
We are fighting for the babies, their parents--& the Constitution!
We and our wonderful coalition incl. ACLU, LULAC & more have won at every level & we have a strong case at SCOTUS as well
We are fighting for the babies, their parents--& the Constitution!
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This is a Kavanaugh Stop™️. Please Google the term.
I.C.E. is a gov’t-run domestic terror org; it meets all the elements of the definition.
As a Los Angeles resident who’s taken on nearly 40 ICE kidnap cases,
I can personally confirm, I.C.E. routinely abducts American citizens without due process.
I.C.E. is a gov’t-run domestic terror org; it meets all the elements of the definition.
As a Los Angeles resident who’s taken on nearly 40 ICE kidnap cases,
I can personally confirm, I.C.E. routinely abducts American citizens without due process.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is a Kavanaugh Stop™️. Please Google the term.
I.C.E. is a gov’t-run domestic terror org; it meets all the elements of the definition.
As a Los Angeles resident who’s taken on nearly 40 ICE kidnap cases,
I can personally confirm, I.C.E. routinely abducts American citizens without due process.
I.C.E. is a gov’t-run domestic terror org; it meets all the elements of the definition.
As a Los Angeles resident who’s taken on nearly 40 ICE kidnap cases,
I can personally confirm, I.C.E. routinely abducts American citizens without due process.
Fuck. We’re cursed….
Holy shit, the Village People are closing the WC draw aren't they?
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fuck. We’re cursed….
What the fuck?!?
Trump’s DOJ claims it has the power to decide who is covered by his vague sweeping 2020 pardon.
There's no modern precedent for such a move.
There's no modern precedent for such a move.
DOJ claims it has the power to decide who gets Trump’s sweeping 2020 pardon
The Justice Department is deciding who's covered by extremely vague pardons.
www.politico.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
What the fuck?!?