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It’s Turkey-Lurkey Jaimes
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IPA, espresso, random stuff. Atlanta is weird though it may just be me.
Just cheapens everything.

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November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Mom says “Happy Thanksgiving”.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I can't remember if I ever posted this here before so here's me doing it again I guess!
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yeah we all know how well Trump did with casinos…
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Not dealing with twitter bullshit.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
See you in 2026 with a raft of doggo pix, Darth.
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This and a fifth of whiskey for breakfast tomorrow.
Thanksgiving with the SIL family.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I did not order this. A coworker did.
I had roast beef and horseradish.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Happy National Cake Day!
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
How much would Trump be paying, then?
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
PASS the cranberry sauce, we’re smokin’ marijuana!
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Right-wing influencers on X.
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Now taking applications for little spoon.
Gonna break it in tonight. Which probably means falling asleep on the couch
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Gonna break it in tonight. Which probably means falling asleep on the couch
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
PASS! The Sean-Berry sauce!
I’ll be your side dish this Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Mom: importer Microsoft from id3 dot net dot ax?
Me: no. Just send me what you want and I’ll send it back as a PDF
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Annnnd another two more weeks.
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Gonna have a 30-minute low impact workout. The sheets are done drying.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Wishing I hadn’t bought blue sheets for my bed. The previous grey sheets didn’t show all the hair I shed. And it’s all grey.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m sure Grok has heard of “The Aristocrats”.
Mm hm.
Sure he has.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We’re bringing jobs back to America! Also not America!
Salazar: "In Congress we've understood that China, we need to bring those jobs back. Maybe to the United States, but maybe near-shoring or rear-shoring. Maybe it's time to bring those jobs to Venezuela and to Chile and to Bolivia and to Central and South America. They happen to be in our back yard."
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM