Heather 💖💜💙🏴☠️
@jadedragon.bsky.social
💖💜💙 Geek, Rennie, sewist, occasional knitter. Fanfic reader, intermittent gamer. Got the gay pirate brainrot.
Twitter: @Jade__Dragon
Twitter: @Jade__Dragon
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I finished the quilt I was piecing. I really like the colors I chose for this, I'm really pleased with how it came out. :) Pattern is Joplin by Toad and Sew.
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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The entire Siberian orchestra is now trans
you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The entire Siberian orchestra is now trans
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Not particularly hard, honestly
Not particularly hard, honestly
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Not particularly hard, honestly
Not particularly hard, honestly
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
We played Cat Blues for Thanksgiving and my sister found @asmeesh.bsky.social's cat art absolutely delightful :)
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We played Cat Blues for Thanksgiving and my sister found @asmeesh.bsky.social's cat art absolutely delightful :)
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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I've got 99 problems and almost all of them could be solved with money. Money could absolutely buy me some happiness. Just a big hunk o cash.
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I've got 99 problems and almost all of them could be solved with money. Money could absolutely buy me some happiness. Just a big hunk o cash.
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This was very good and made me cry a little @keezyyoung.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This was very good and made me cry a little @keezyyoung.bsky.social
Work friend took me to a funky little Curio shop down the street at lunchtime and I picked up a little vintage pinup
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Work friend took me to a funky little Curio shop down the street at lunchtime and I picked up a little vintage pinup
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I had no idea my Rude label setting was set to Hide, highly recommend checking yours out as well
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I had no idea my Rude label setting was set to Hide, highly recommend checking yours out as well
Went to the doctor, lunch with my mom, donated blood, and voted. A pretty full day off.
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Went to the doctor, lunch with my mom, donated blood, and voted. A pretty full day off.
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time to put away the halloween decorations
November 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
time to put away the halloween decorations
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If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon
...one of my sims just brought home a coworker named Christian Love.
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
...one of my sims just brought home a coworker named Christian Love.
Second try was much more successful! Thank you so much @vexnir.bsky.social! ❤️
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Second try was much more successful! Thank you so much @vexnir.bsky.social! ❤️
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My 8yo told me she had a dream that she went "taco treating," which is where you go door to door and people give you tacos
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
My 8yo told me she had a dream that she went "taco treating," which is where you go door to door and people give you tacos
He played the kid with the unfortunate erection 😂
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
He played the kid with the unfortunate erection 😂
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Omfg. My aunt had her 50th reunion yesterday and John Turturro was in her class?? And was at the reunion! That's so wild.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Omfg. My aunt had her 50th reunion yesterday and John Turturro was in her class?? And was at the reunion! That's so wild.
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It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
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Theory: Something terrible happened to the deep-voiced guy who used to do the voice overs for movie trailers, and he can now only communicate by pressing a single key on a piano.
October 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Theory: Something terrible happened to the deep-voiced guy who used to do the voice overs for movie trailers, and he can now only communicate by pressing a single key on a piano.
Finished my knitting project :) Pattern is Geology Shawl by @verybusymonkey.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Finished my knitting project :) Pattern is Geology Shawl by @verybusymonkey.bsky.social