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Jade Fortunato
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Retired U.S. Marine. University of Michigan MBA. STEM enthusiast. Chaotic Neutral. Neurospicy. Transgender, non-binary and generally queer. 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her
Pretty sure this was my first response:
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You’re arguing data and metrics that may be technically correct but that in aggregate mean very little.

A person with one dollar who gets one dollar in support saw a 100% increase in income and net worth for that period, but still can’t buy a Big Mac.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Donald looks at Zohran
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
This us what you would see is BSKY hadn’t marked their account as spam.

They could really use a hand:

gofund.me/ada35961
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I mean, there’s this in Cape Town:
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Maybe the BBC should try looking into sexism in Japan…
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Zac Segal, President of Boston University’s “College Republicans” is, as I understand it, from the UK and going to school on an athletic scholarship in America:
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Original:
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
“Francine, I haven’t been entirely truthful with you…”
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
No Nazis in the tent.
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Maybe we get someone who wasn’t throwing transgender folks under the bus with best friend Charlie Kirk?
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bold move.
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is dealing with transgender women specifically, not non-binary persons assigned female at birth.

But I think you knew that.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Also, both these women are olympic competitors in the same sport:
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy Birthday, US Marines!
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is honestly one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen that wasn’t also viscerally horrific.
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“I pointed out you were English.”

One way to do that:
“Aren’t you English?”

Jeff’s way to do that:
“You're a limey for fucks sake. fuck off”

This is like saying “I pointed out that your shoe was untied,” to describe the phrase, “tie your fucking shoes you fucking dumbshit.”
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
October 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It’s probably a bunch of factors.

Usually when I try to hypothesize on stuff like this, the following is the result:
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM