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Jac Mac
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IT>EN translator. Educated bimbo.
I like pickled onions.
she/her
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she's baaaaack
A mirror selfie of a blonde woman in a oil and blue xmen shirt. Her face is covered by a pink phone
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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today in vintage nightmare fuel
A crying chubby baby pumpkin head in ceramic on Etsy. It looks like a real baby but pumpkin. Tears are drawn on
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Snoopy looking at his own thought bubble of a pumpkin pie with his tongue out while holding a pumpkin
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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asmr
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Alicia Keys voice:

in MOO YOOOORK
A white and black cat sitting innocently on a white dresser
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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hi baby
A white cat with black spots sleeping on a pale pink shag rug
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I got Moo a little van
A cat resting in a cardboard scratching structure that looks like a red and white delivery truck carrying a tree and decorated with lights
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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cleaning up my tabs and seeing this kind of stuff is surreal
A screenshot from Ohio State's webpage that says at the top "Ohio State is in the process of revising websites and program materials to accurately reflect compliance with the law. While this work occurs, language referencing protected class status or other activities prohibited by Ohio Senate Bill 1 may still appear in some places. However, all programs and activities are being administered in compliance with federal and state law."
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I am begging people on this website to be normal
A quote post on my post this is in reply to saying "This is particularly Hillarious to me because years ago I absolved myself of the guilt of not making my own pasta and bread. Sorry (Not) but the Cost/Labor/Time, Taste Constellation, for me, equals to store bought is is just as good" I will detach and block for these kinds of quotes and I did.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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4 comfort movies
SENSE & SENSIBILITY. Col. Brandon reads to a seated figure outside TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY. Chess pieces with headshots taped to them. EXORCIST III. Angels manning an information kiosk at a train terminal A SERIOUS MAN. A professor stands in front of a very large chalk board of calculations
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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this is how I post
Woman in a white nightgown at a giant 80s computer console in bisexual lighting. It's the evil ghost of the sister in Death Spa
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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life is hard for a pampered kitty
A torbie giving off ennui vibes on a black chair
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Ingredients (for about 30 biscotti) 2 eggs 1 C granulated sugar 2¼ C Italian 00 or cake flour ½ teaspoon baking soda 3 tablespoons softened butter ½ C raw whole almonds with skin orange and lemon zest 1 tablespoon honey 1 egg yolk for brushing DIRECTIONS: Preheat oven to 375F Combine eggs and sugar in one bowl, flour and baking soda into another Add egg and sugar mixture to flour mixture and combine. It may be crumbly, this is ok. Next add the remaining ingredients, except for the egg yolk and combine until almonds are distributed throughout dough. Divide the dough and on a baking tray covered in parchment paper, form two logs. Brush with egg yolk. Bake for 20 minutes until semi-golden. Remove and cool for a few minutes so they are easier to cut. In the meantime, raise oven temperature to 390F. Using a sharp knife, cut the logs into strips at least an inch wide, but to your preference. Bake at 390F for 5-10 more minutes until tops are shiny and golden. They will be soft at first but as they cool they will harden.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Some sort of radio tower and two palms against a blue lightly cloudy sky
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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A low res vg skeleton with a sword and the words "Uno ya no toca fondo, uno habita en el"
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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continuing my little fake it 'til you make it sticker self-esteem project
Me in 6 outfits with the stickers getting bigger then smaller forming an inverse check mark on a white background. L-R: pajama shorts gray tie dye alien ripley shirt green slippers; brown cardigan, pants, sandals and gray tank; jeans black sandals olive tank knee length pale green oversized cardigan; pale brown v neck sweater jeans fuzzy slippers; gray sweater with white embroidered flowers black jeans silver slip on oxfords; jeans woven straw heels pale blue crew sweater that says amore black mask
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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An illustration of someone sad listening to the ground and buried is a picture of a headphone jack and the text "We still talk about you"
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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this shit is ghoulish, this new age of conspiracies sucks
A trash clickbait youtube video with AI/fake images of Challenger crew victims implying NASA hid their bodies
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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time to find out if I can drum in these because I was too lazy to take 'em off
A tired 36 year old smiling and showing long fake nails
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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my favorite of many beloved cousins hosted a soup party this evening and I am now full of goulash goodnight
A banner above a door that says SOUP 4 EVA
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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hello hazel
A torbie on the top of a car tree looking curious with a paw up
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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the eye...THE EYE
My cat curled up on a bed so his spot looks like a pupil
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I should be able to do this
Dr Manhattan vaporizing a dude
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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don't normally have the creature turned facing away and, uh
The back of a Creature From the Black Lagoon mask on a rotating media storage unit. It looks like the...glans
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Televangelist praying with the caption "JESUS I SEE WHAT YOU 'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND I WANT THAT FOR ME."
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM