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Rich
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Not bad, how are you?

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I will die on the hill that Christmas music has been shit for the past 30 years, with the exception of Michael Bublé’s ‘Christmas’ album. Might make allowances for East 17 too.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
No
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
New season of Stranger Things really hits different now they’re all in their 40s.
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I think I prefer it when the games are on Sunday afternoon as there’s more time to enjoy the weekend.
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Happy with that starting lineup #COYS
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Ahahahahaha, local business that recorded themselves sticking a load of Union Jacks to lampposts all about town are currently pissing and moaning about finally Finding Out.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace”
"I'm a fire starter, twisted for starter!"
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Happy thanksgiving to those over there and those over here that do.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Your boyfriend tells Susie Dent that she absolutely nailed her word of the day
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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beat rachel reeves - devalue your 2 million pound house by spraying PAEDO LIVES HERE on the front of it
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
SOOO tempted.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This cold is a treat. I’ve got to experience the feeling of having a brick lodged behind my eyes.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Still makes me laugh
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Pretty confident I’d be in with a decent shout tbh.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Tried socks before pants after a shower this morning, and NO.
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Adulthood is also endless jars and containers you have to clean out for recycling.
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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This is how far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Wait, what?!
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Time to pack the phone away for a while. Looking bleak out there kids.
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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My favourite word for “slow motion”from another language is the German Zeitlupe. It means “time magnifying glass”
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Very excited to open all my pre-pre-pre-Black Friday sale emails this morning.
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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On Instagram, I offered a very dear friend my condolences following a familial death, and accidentally created a hyperlink to a gay bondage pornography website.

There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM