Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Freelance Bernard Woolley Impersonator
Love publishing a toilet book.
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Love publishing a toilet book.
It’s after six, what am I, a farmer?
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It’s after six, what am I, a farmer?
The kids will never know the pain of watching anime in three parts per episode on YouTube, in 480p, with every eighth bit inexplicably missing.
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The kids will never know the pain of watching anime in three parts per episode on YouTube, in 480p, with every eighth bit inexplicably missing.
Must…resist…urge…to…burn…
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Must…resist…urge…to…burn…
Most public art these days is dreadful but a statue of a cat always makes me smile.
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Most public art these days is dreadful but a statue of a cat always makes me smile.
Everyone (rightly) remembers “That was liquid football” but I think the Soccermeter is the funniest bit of Alan Partridge’s World Cup Countdown To ‘94.
“That’s my colour system, not FIFA’s you won’t find that with FIFA, just with me.”
“That’s my colour system, not FIFA’s you won’t find that with FIFA, just with me.”
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Everyone (rightly) remembers “That was liquid football” but I think the Soccermeter is the funniest bit of Alan Partridge’s World Cup Countdown To ‘94.
“That’s my colour system, not FIFA’s you won’t find that with FIFA, just with me.”
“That’s my colour system, not FIFA’s you won’t find that with FIFA, just with me.”
Bought this silly little sloth for the tree. 🦥
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bought this silly little sloth for the tree. 🦥
Nothing more British than going to the garden centre in the pissing rain to have a hot dog because we said we were going to do that and we aren’t changing our plans for the weather.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Nothing more British than going to the garden centre in the pissing rain to have a hot dog because we said we were going to do that and we aren’t changing our plans for the weather.
Genuine line from the otherwise faultless Steve Rosenberg about the Putin-Modi summit.
“The tiger and the bear are wading through the fog of sanctions.”
“The tiger and the bear are wading through the fog of sanctions.”
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Genuine line from the otherwise faultless Steve Rosenberg about the Putin-Modi summit.
“The tiger and the bear are wading through the fog of sanctions.”
“The tiger and the bear are wading through the fog of sanctions.”
I remember reading about this in 2008 and it’s very much the lodestar by which all other Shit Winter Wonderlands are measured.
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I remember reading about this in 2008 and it’s very much the lodestar by which all other Shit Winter Wonderlands are measured.
OMG they’ve added Northern Ireland to Suzerain!!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
OMG they’ve added Northern Ireland to Suzerain!!!
I love it when people go “why don’t they make cars like this anymore?” when the answer is “because if they so much as hit a speed bump at a slight angle they instantly killed everyone inside.”
“You know the thing directly in front of the driver’s organs? Why don’t we fix it to a big metal spike?”
“You know the thing directly in front of the driver’s organs? Why don’t we fix it to a big metal spike?”
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I love it when people go “why don’t they make cars like this anymore?” when the answer is “because if they so much as hit a speed bump at a slight angle they instantly killed everyone inside.”
“You know the thing directly in front of the driver’s organs? Why don’t we fix it to a big metal spike?”
“You know the thing directly in front of the driver’s organs? Why don’t we fix it to a big metal spike?”
It's a bit early by my standards but we're putting up the Christmas decorations tomorrow.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's a bit early by my standards but we're putting up the Christmas decorations tomorrow.
I can't not post this at any chance I get.
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I can't not post this at any chance I get.
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for fifty, please Bob.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for fifty, please Bob.
Very pleased to see this, now to read about the rise and fall of the people who make Hobgoblin Beer oh for fuck's sake what a stupid country we are.
(www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/12...)
(www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/12...)
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Very pleased to see this, now to read about the rise and fall of the people who make Hobgoblin Beer oh for fuck's sake what a stupid country we are.
(www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/12...)
(www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/12...)
Not beating the allegations lads.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Not beating the allegations lads.
Doing the team quiz again.
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Doing the team quiz again.
Don’t talk to me about sophistication, I’ve *been* to Manchester.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Don’t talk to me about sophistication, I’ve *been* to Manchester.
