You could do a huge walk in there, that's for sure

And a coat closer! (It's just a sink in a room with two baths)

Yeah that ceiling with no support spread that wide, can't see that collapsing any time soon 👀

And even more sinks! But at least there's a coat wash!

There's a lot of things I could say about AI shaggers based on this; they're dumb, they have no attention to detail etc; but worst of all, they'd be content to live in a bungalow so 🤷🏼‍♂️

Omg, just spotted the Jack & Jil FUn Ba1l which is designed as a Jack & Jill bathroom for throuples 😍

The Master Room which is seemingly inaccessible from any other room is a delightful ode to the movie Parasite (2019) but my favourite is bedroom 4 which doesn't have space for a bed but at least there's a sink

Looking forward to a bath in the laundry room where I'm finally able to chat to my fellow prisoner as he enjoys his own bath a few metres away

Yes but why does it think I'm interested in this is the question

I should add to this that my pay is solidly like middle-income. Definitely not on the breadline.

This outrage about how this budget is going to make everyone pay loads more tax is nonsense unless you're in the top 10% and own a £2m house, in which case, sorry but my sympathy is quite limited

They've also started referring to our road as a Mews which it decidedly isn't in order to make the houses sound nicer

This is my life! I don't allow work people to have my number, I use my office landline to make all work calls, I work on a desktop in the office from 9.30 to 5.30 then I go home and chill - it is good! The encroachment of work onto personal life must be resisted in whatever ways we can

Incredible that they revealed literally from the very first scene that they were going to go randomly off-book and make terrible choices as a result

Meh... the prompt was hometown slop, not hometown delights, let's say that