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Jack 🏳️‍🌈
@jacksayspurple.bsky.social
31. Lifestyle Journalist. Culture vulture. Nerd. Views are obviously my own.

"This guy has written the best stuff I've ever read" - actress, Lea Michele, 2025

I'm also jacksayspurple on basically every other social media
You could do a huge walk in there, that's for sure
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
And a coat closer! (It's just a sink in a room with two baths)
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Yeah that ceiling with no support spread that wide, can't see that collapsing any time soon 👀
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
And even more sinks! But at least there's a coat wash!
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
There's a lot of things I could say about AI shaggers based on this; they're dumb, they have no attention to detail etc; but worst of all, they'd be content to live in a bungalow so 🤷🏼‍♂️
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Omg, just spotted the Jack & Jil FUn Ba1l which is designed as a Jack & Jill bathroom for throuples 😍
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The Master Room which is seemingly inaccessible from any other room is a delightful ode to the movie Parasite (2019) but my favourite is bedroom 4 which doesn't have space for a bed but at least there's a sink
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Looking forward to a bath in the laundry room where I'm finally able to chat to my fellow prisoner as he enjoys his own bath a few metres away
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Yes but why does it think I'm interested in this is the question
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I should add to this that my pay is solidly like middle-income. Definitely not on the breadline.

This outrage about how this budget is going to make everyone pay loads more tax is nonsense unless you're in the top 10% and own a £2m house, in which case, sorry but my sympathy is quite limited
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They've also started referring to our road as a Mews which it decidedly isn't in order to make the houses sound nicer
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This is my life! I don't allow work people to have my number, I use my office landline to make all work calls, I work on a desktop in the office from 9.30 to 5.30 then I go home and chill - it is good! The encroachment of work onto personal life must be resisted in whatever ways we can
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Incredible that they revealed literally from the very first scene that they were going to go randomly off-book and make terrible choices as a result
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Meh... the prompt was hometown slop, not hometown delights, let's say that
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM