Jack Ringland
@jackringland.bsky.social
What a time to be alive.
If he's dead, there will be neon signs
a neon sign that says party is on on a dark background
ALT: a neon sign that says party is on on a dark background
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December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If he's dead, there will be neon signs
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December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Everything he touches turns to shit.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Everything he touches turns to shit.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The only way he'll get into heaven will be if he can do a deal with God and the Devil to stop Armageddon.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The only way he'll get into heaven will be if he can do a deal with God and the Devil to stop Armageddon.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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In other words he looks like a douchebag.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
In other words he looks like a douchebag.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Looks at the window
Stares at the face that a
mother could only abhor
Oh what a boor
Stares at the face that a
mother could only abhor
Oh what a boor
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Looks at the window
Stares at the face that a
mother could only abhor
Oh what a boor
Stares at the face that a
mother could only abhor
Oh what a boor
"The deep state tried to destroy me but now I'm back to finish the job."
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"The deep state tried to destroy me but now I'm back to finish the job."
From Prince's St a couple of weeks ago.
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
From Prince's St a couple of weeks ago.
Well!
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December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Well!
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"Stylish and flattering" also recommended.
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"Stylish and flattering" also recommended.
Never mind the Yule log.
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Never mind the Yule log.
King Cnut. Have I got the spelling right.
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
King Cnut. Have I got the spelling right.
Statisticians are scrambling to reassess the fundamental principles of mathematics.
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Statisticians are scrambling to reassess the fundamental principles of mathematics.
When he assesses his self-worth.
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When he assesses his self-worth.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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You've got it pegged.
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You've got it pegged.
The jokes write themselves.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The jokes write themselves.