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Melee Kalikimaka🎄🎁☃️♂
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Civil servant, manga reader, pianist, and drummer, in no particular order.

Earth Supremacist, Space NIMBY.
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December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You can see the continuation of this strain of OG Woke Thought with "artists" who are like "GenAI is bad and must be destroyed because it automates the creation of furry inflation porn."
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"Man, I had to spend the last 2–3 months of my senior year losing my fucking mind at home, attending 'classes' on Teams, didn't get to have a night out with or even say goodbye to my classmates, and my 'graduation ceremony' was a prerecorded YouTube livestream. Can't get any shittier than this!"
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ooh, another chance to post (the table of contents for) my meme/other shit megathread!
Okay, this still came out way too huge to navigate with any speed at ~80 posts long, so if I nest them *again* into groups of 25, it should finally be possible to get around with some speed.
Well, this thread got to be absolutely enormous and a pain to navigate, so I'm going to bookmark the relevant posts in groups of 5 so it'll be less cumbersome to scroll through.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We have general-purpose computers today because the military wanted a cheap and harmless way to simulate nuclear explosions and the government as a whole was looking for a quicker, easier and more scalable means of storing and retrieving records.
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I don't think this is a universal thing, you're just describing Greenwald and the rest of the Intercept circle jerk (though they more specifically subscribe to the "and of worse scale" view.)
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Look, Shinji needs *something* to do when he's not piloting the Eva and he can't dedicate *all* his free time to being horny for Misato.
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
And at the same they're working to make "invade a petrostate to loot their resources with no popular support or even the pretense of a casus belli" a real thing.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It has been said the biggest single advancement in the U.S. government's capacity for processing paperwork was the invention and adoption of the filing cabinet.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The modern centralized state as we now know it begins with Napoleon, Lincoln, Garibaldi, Bismarck, and the technical advancements contemporaneous to each.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Excessive *decentralization* was the norm for most of history, really. After all, how much bureaucracy can one emperor with only pre-modern technologies personally manage?
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Friends, upon several years of reflection, I've reached the conclusion that conducting society-wide epistemic discussions on social justice and ethics solely over microblogging social medial platforms was, in a matter of speaking, "not very cash money."
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
They issued a totally sincere apology after being called out by nearly everyone who saw it, and even then they could only frame it in terms of being thankful for the Red Army ending the Holocaust.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This was in ~mid-2021, in case anyone thinks this kind of garbage only became an issue recently.
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Still remember one particularly dimwitted communist account "jokingly" lamenting how if she'd survived, she'd likely have moved to Israel after the war and fought for the IDF.
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I'm reminded of the whole "Anne Frank was a privileged Becky, fuck her" discourse back on Twitter some years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM