Melee Kalikimaka🎄🎁☃️♂
@jack-hoff.bsky.social
Civil servant, manga reader, pianist, and drummer, in no particular order.
Earth Supremacist, Space NIMBY.
Earth Supremacist, Space NIMBY.
"Man, I had to spend the last 2–3 months of my senior year losing my fucking mind at home, attending 'classes' on Teams, didn't get to have a night out with or even say goodbye to my classmates, and my 'graduation ceremony' was a prerecorded YouTube livestream. Can't get any shittier than this!"
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
"Man, I had to spend the last 2–3 months of my senior year losing my fucking mind at home, attending 'classes' on Teams, didn't get to have a night out with or even say goodbye to my classmates, and my 'graduation ceremony' was a prerecorded YouTube livestream. Can't get any shittier than this!"
European "leadership":
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
European "leadership":
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
He's the creator of Flask and you're laughing. You're *laughing*.
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
He's the creator of Flask and you're laughing. You're *laughing*.
Tony Hawk's Cinematic Universe
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Tony Hawk's Cinematic Universe
🎵Dreaming of that face again🎵
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
🎵Dreaming of that face again🎵
"It's a vision of bottom vs. top politics"
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"It's a vision of bottom vs. top politics"
The last thing a lawless thug sees before being subjected to the pride-shattering, guilt-inducing scolding of a lifetime.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The last thing a lawless thug sees before being subjected to the pride-shattering, guilt-inducing scolding of a lifetime.
Have fun trying to explain to a Tintin avatar that a) there are no Taliban members in the below photograph and b) even if there were, it wouldn't turn 9/11 into some act of cosmic justice.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Have fun trying to explain to a Tintin avatar that a) there are no Taliban members in the below photograph and b) even if there were, it wouldn't turn 9/11 into some act of cosmic justice.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
God's Not Dead 2012: Osama Bin Laden Is Dead, and God Is Alive
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
God's Not Dead 2012: Osama Bin Laden Is Dead, and God Is Alive
The GameCube released halfway between the Switch 2 and Color TV-Game 6.
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The GameCube released halfway between the Switch 2 and Color TV-Game 6.
And with that, my friends, I'm sorry to say I've reached the end of what I consider worth sharing from the vault. And now it's time to
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
And with that, my friends, I'm sorry to say I've reached the end of what I consider worth sharing from the vault. And now it's time to
