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John P
@j0hnparker.bsky.social
He mostly posts about films, physical media, and Newcastle United

(mostly)
My word that Fulham goal 😮‍💨
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I do get the frustration, but ffs guys just take the win and enjoy the weekend. I know you’re not allowed to apply context to anything #nufc related lest ye be branded a happy clapper. But after Brentford, who honestly thought we were getting 10 pts from the next 4 games?
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Need to do something about this filthy habit of conceding in injury time. It’s gonna cost us massively at some point.

Still, it’s a win. 10 pts from 12. Wissa’s back. We’re looking up….I think 🤨 #nufc
THREE POINTS AT SJP 👊
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
That feels like the Ashes are pretty much all done and dusted. 2-0 seems inevitable now, and it would be a miracle to turn that around.

Man for man I still think we’ve got a stronger team, but mentality, tactics, and game management all lacking when it matters.
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Knowing Lucasfilm as we do, and their gift for squeezing every last drop out of SW, do we think individual discs in each anniversary year, and then a trilogy box set to follow in 2033? www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Finally modern audiences will get to experience what Star Wars was like before they got an Englishman to dub over Alec Guinness’s New Jersey accent
"Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time." www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...

I AM SAT
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Extraordinary scenes. Nothing at the actual World Cup will top this 😭
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Infantino is just a snivelling lickspittle who should be nowhere near the beautiful game. A stain on the sport.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is some wretched shit from FIFA. I know we all knew it was coming, but somehow it’s even more grovelling and pathetic than I imagined. 🤮
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
No idea if this is a good or bad thing to be honest with you. Probably a bit of both.

If there’s any old WB titles you’ve been putting off buying a physical copy however, maybe do it now.

#BuyPhysicalMedia 📀
Netflix has made the highest bid to buy Warner Bros so far.

(Source: bit.ly/3XE0Wxl)
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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And the winner is… ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

Paul Thomas Anderson’s incendiary portrait of modern America has been voted best film of 2025 by our critics

Find out what Sight and Sound critics have voted as the 50 best films of the year

www.bfi.org.uk/sight-and-so...
The 50 best films of 2025
Our annual international critics’ poll of 2025's best movies shows cinema thriving in a year of troubles
www.bfi.org.uk
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The annoying habit of conceding late goals is definitely colouring some of the mood around #nufc at the minute. I can’t lie, I woke up this morning still spewing 😂

But after Brentford, if you’d offered me 7pts from City, Everton, and Spurs, I’d have had your hand off.
⚫️⚪️⚫️ How many times do I have to say it... don't panic.

7pts from 9, #nufc are getting better & they intend to invest in January.

Analysis as a BIG December starts with frustration 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Eddie Howe's Newcastle have an unexpected problem
That £250m summer spend hasn't fixed Newcastle's biggest issue
inews.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I do actually quite like it when famous people talk shit about other famous people. But it’s probably worth noting that whenever Quentin Tarantino acts in something, he is without exception, the worst thing in that film.
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
That Spurs team are not good. Genuinely no idea how we have let them back into it twice. So fucking fragile when trying to hold on to a lead. #nufc
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
When you do a 4K remaster but forget to add the post production edits back in. Incredible stuff from HBO Max 😂 www.reddit.com/r/madmen/s/x...
From the madmen community on Reddit: "Red in the Face", HBOMax 4k, shows staff operating the machine when Roger throws up (look on far right).
Explore this post and more from the madmen community
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December 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Has this everton fan's video of the first goal been shared here yet? 🤣
#audioon #nufc
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Outstanding. More of this please
FOUR GOALS AND THREE POINTS ON THE ROAD! 🙌🙌
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Must be the lucky green kit 😏
A stunning first-half at the Hill Dickinson Stadium! 💪
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
WOLTEMADE!!!! 😮
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Still can’t believe how many #nufc fans genuinely wanted Sunderland back in the PL.

“it’ll be great to have the derby again”
a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“Nick Pope misses today's game due to injury.”
a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying ok then .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying ok then .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM