Jennifer Baldwin, CT
@j-a-baldwin.bsky.social
Freelance linguist. French/Spanish to English translator with a background in computational linguistics and forensic linguistics. Enjoys training AI models to write like humans while steadfastly Team Human.
If they scanned my face right now, they'd see utter disbelief that people are really this ignorant.
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If they scanned my face right now, they'd see utter disbelief that people are really this ignorant.
Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said...
No more monkeys jumping on the (truck) bed!
No more monkeys jumping on the (truck) bed!
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said...
No more monkeys jumping on the (truck) bed!
No more monkeys jumping on the (truck) bed!
Everyone gets a turn
October 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Everyone gets a turn
I love this so much!
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I love this so much!
My kids (ages 22 and 20) and I got our Covid boosters this past Friday alongside our flu shots. No problem at all. The nurse basically said that the physical inactivity qualifier allows most people to get it. Ymmv.
September 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My kids (ages 22 and 20) and I got our Covid boosters this past Friday alongside our flu shots. No problem at all. The nurse basically said that the physical inactivity qualifier allows most people to get it. Ymmv.
Same, and I just got the latest booster.
I've never bought into the pseudoscience that claims that disease strengthens the immune system. That's just not healthy.
I've never bought into the pseudoscience that claims that disease strengthens the immune system. That's just not healthy.
September 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Same, and I just got the latest booster.
I've never bought into the pseudoscience that claims that disease strengthens the immune system. That's just not healthy.
I've never bought into the pseudoscience that claims that disease strengthens the immune system. That's just not healthy.
So, if I understand correctly, when they say "thoughts and prayers," the prayers they're referring to are not for the victim(s) but rather for the shooter to not be "one of us"?
September 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
So, if I understand correctly, when they say "thoughts and prayers," the prayers they're referring to are not for the victim(s) but rather for the shooter to not be "one of us"?
Technically, isn't Sen Mark Kelly also a scientist?
August 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Technically, isn't Sen Mark Kelly also a scientist?
Thanks! A little swelling on one side, but not too bad. That's part of the reason I scheduled it when he's off of school!
June 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Thanks! A little swelling on one side, but not too bad. That's part of the reason I scheduled it when he's off of school!
I finally got my son's wisdom teeth extracted after about two years of procrastinating on setting an appointment during his school breaks.
June 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I finally got my son's wisdom teeth extracted after about two years of procrastinating on setting an appointment during his school breaks.
When tech bros make sweeping statements like this, they're showing how poorly they understand human cognition.
June 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
When tech bros make sweeping statements like this, they're showing how poorly they understand human cognition.
Hell yeah, it did!
March 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hell yeah, it did!
Best guess is that he was a teenager/20s during the height of mall culture in the 1980s.
March 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Best guess is that he was a teenager/20s during the height of mall culture in the 1980s.
How long until he's hawking a shiny gold Tesla with a hole drilled in the back bumper to hold a full-size American flag?
March 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
How long until he's hawking a shiny gold Tesla with a hole drilled in the back bumper to hold a full-size American flag?
If you'd read the linked article, you'd see it's a UK-based study focused on British adults, not Americans.
March 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If you'd read the linked article, you'd see it's a UK-based study focused on British adults, not Americans.
I bought some girl scout cookies this evening for my boys and me.
January 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I bought some girl scout cookies this evening for my boys and me.
Yes, I'd love feedback from a native speaker!
December 10, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Yes, I'd love feedback from a native speaker!
I use a smartlight in my teenage son's room to tell him when to come downstairs for dinner. Blue = almost time, Red = dinner is ready. It's quite effective.
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I use a smartlight in my teenage son's room to tell him when to come downstairs for dinner. Blue = almost time, Red = dinner is ready. It's quite effective.
Mandela effect? I distinctly remember learning in school that Woodrow Wilson's brother-in-law was named Hunter daButts.
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Mandela effect? I distinctly remember learning in school that Woodrow Wilson's brother-in-law was named Hunter daButts.