hey liz, what in the immortal fuck?
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
she/her. mid-30’s. somehow straight. upstate NY. magpie hedgewitch vibes. connoisseur of shitpost poetry. inconvenient bureaucrat. maximalist clutterbitch. icon picrew @grgikau
Pinned
Tattoo artist: *gently wipes down my arm with the cool cloth at the end*
Me: GOD, it feels so good, why is this the best part.
My brain: it’s AFTERCARE, you fucking bottom.
Me: GOD, it feels so good, why is this the best part.
My brain: it’s AFTERCARE, you fucking bottom.
Erin: real people can’t queerbait….except Liz
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Erin: real people can’t queerbait….except Liz
ERIN’S CAR HAS BEEN PICKED UP BY THE TOW TRUCK. ONE THING DONE.
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
ERIN’S CAR HAS BEEN PICKED UP BY THE TOW TRUCK. ONE THING DONE.
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Liz: You good? You want anything?
Me: The sweet release of death.
Liz: So a donut, then.
Me: The sweet release of death.
Liz: So a donut, then.
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Liz: You good? You want anything?
Me: The sweet release of death.
Liz: So a donut, then.
Me: The sweet release of death.
Liz: So a donut, then.
I shoveled the whole driveway to calm down, I’ve turned into my father
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I shoveled the whole driveway to calm down, I’ve turned into my father
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Liz, chugging a white Monster: Papa needs to hyperfocus
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Liz, chugging a white Monster: Papa needs to hyperfocus
Erin is stranded at my house until further notice
a man in a pink shirt is sitting on a couch holding a glass of wine
ALT: a man in a pink shirt is sitting on a couch holding a glass of wine
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Erin is stranded at my house until further notice
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Liz: Don't worry, I won't kill us.
Liz: On purpose.
Erin: You'd only kill us if it was funny, and it's not funny right now.
Liz: Yeah, only for the bit.
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Liz: On purpose.
Erin: You'd only kill us if it was funny, and it's not funny right now.
Liz: Yeah, only for the bit.
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Liz: Don't worry, I won't kill us.
Liz: On purpose.
Erin: You'd only kill us if it was funny, and it's not funny right now.
Liz: Yeah, only for the bit.
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
Liz: On purpose.
Erin: You'd only kill us if it was funny, and it's not funny right now.
Liz: Yeah, only for the bit.
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
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Highway sign: WEATHER ADVISORY. ADJUST TRAVEL PLANS.
Liz: Nope! Guess I'm willing to die for this!
Liz: Nope! Guess I'm willing to die for this!
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Highway sign: WEATHER ADVISORY. ADJUST TRAVEL PLANS.
Liz: Nope! Guess I'm willing to die for this!
Liz: Nope! Guess I'm willing to die for this!
Tapping on the boy Aquarium
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tapping on the boy Aquarium
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"Sports Erin is...an experience."
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
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"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Sports Erin is...an experience."
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
Erin and I had FOUR separate museum employees stop and make small talk with us, I don’t know what about us today said ‘approachable as fuck’ but apparently we had the friendliest faces in Buffalo
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Erin and I had FOUR separate museum employees stop and make small talk with us, I don’t know what about us today said ‘approachable as fuck’ but apparently we had the friendliest faces in Buffalo
ART MUSEUM
One with Eternity: Yayoi Kusama
One with Eternity: Yayoi Kusama
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
ART MUSEUM
One with Eternity: Yayoi Kusama
One with Eternity: Yayoi Kusama
“Mmmm I love a stuffed crust pizza, you finish the topping cheese and then you get the internal cheese.”
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Mmmm I love a stuffed crust pizza, you finish the topping cheese and then you get the internal cheese.”
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social
Erin and Collin are getting on too well, I should have seen this coming
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Erin and Collin are getting on too well, I should have seen this coming
WEGMANS WEGMANS WEGMANS
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
WEGMANS WEGMANS WEGMANS
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Last night Liz got tender with Darryl Sittler for some reason. #Hock3yWeekend
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Last night Liz got tender with Darryl Sittler for some reason. #Hock3yWeekend
This lighting is blinding me but it’s really making the food pop
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This lighting is blinding me but it’s really making the food pop
Anyway we did the thing
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Anyway we did the thing
My dad is so fucking funny
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My dad is so fucking funny
The noise Erin made when she saw the view of the falls from our window
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The noise Erin made when she saw the view of the falls from our window
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"Oh, call me Jiffy. Mr. Lube is my father." #Hock3yWeekend
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"Oh, call me Jiffy. Mr. Lube is my father." #Hock3yWeekend
Was I too drunk to appreciate the Shoresy Fall Classic? The world may never know #hock3yweekend
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Was I too drunk to appreciate the Shoresy Fall Classic? The world may never know #hock3yweekend
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"That will be the perfect little carb to put in my mouth." @izzygnosis.bsky.social has such a way with words. #Hock3yWeekend
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"That will be the perfect little carb to put in my mouth." @izzygnosis.bsky.social has such a way with words. #Hock3yWeekend
Laying in the bathroom because I woke up too early and I’m not sure if I’m going to throw up and the tile is cold
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Laying in the bathroom because I woke up too early and I’m not sure if I’m going to throw up and the tile is cold
Erin and I got drunk and then tried to order food. We’re eating fried pickles in bed like animals.
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Erin and I got drunk and then tried to order food. We’re eating fried pickles in bed like animals.