The worldwide audience is literally measured in billions, so a few Americans not watching is no big deal.

Where it rates for Americans is of no consequence. You'd only be buying tickets to watch USA play, so you can boycott your own team. The rest of the world will come and support their teams en masse. The only thing you need to worry about is stocking up enough beer.

Absolute class, but mind you, so was Archie Gray. Tackling, winning second ball and knowing when to drop back in to defence. Atmosphere in the stadium was better than for a while.

I was at the game and thought the whole team excelled, particularly in the first half. Xavi was brilliant, as was Kudus, but Archie Gray was an absolute boss in midfield, great tackles, winning second ball and dropping back in to defence at the right time. He has a great future ahead of him.

He is obviously a very, very good man.

Hardly likely. You're going to be invaded by 100s of thousands of football fans from around the world who think Trump is a cunt, but couldn't give a shit because they're going to support their national team in the biggest sporting event on the planet.

Your Christmas letter to Santa?

"Missouri AG now Siccing ICE on Gerrymander Referendum Signature Gatherers". I have absolutely no idea what that sentence means, neither would anyone outside of the US. Indeed, I suspect quite a few Americans wouldn't have a clue either. C'mon, be a more inclusive please. Is 'Siccing' even a word?

Good. He's a bully and he can fuck right off.

A generation back the landlord of The Nelson in Hastings would regail his patrons with "Right, I've had yer money, you cunts, now fuck off home!" Of course, we all came back the next night for more jolly banter and wit.

Living on the coast where the air is reasonably clean, I always used to have a shower after a trip to London as you literally felt quite grubby. It is noticeably better now. Kudos to all involved in making it so.

You could be talking about double glazing and this lot would shoehorn immigrants into the conversation somewhere 🙄

Maybe it's just me, but it smacks of the continuing campaign to stick the boot in to women from modest backgrounds who 'do well' in politics and government like Phillips and Rayner. Now Reeves. You could tell the knives were out with the trolling, misogynistic 'Rachael from accounts'.

Oh, very good! 👏👏👏

Goodness me, he's a massive cunt, isn't he?! You seem to have a disproportionate number of them in your part of the world at the moment.

No, Grimsby Town FC not playing tonight, love.

Blimey! This lot are no stranger to a meat pie, are they? #lardarse

And still 8th in line to the throne on account of still being a ponce......er, I mean Prince.

??? Why socialism for the rich? Not sure i understand.