Oh hey congrats

remember us playing them (in the Wankdorf stadium no less) and the commentator mentioned their poor defensive form, ‘Young Boys, not known for clean sheets’

I wonder if they had to replace the Leiter who got partially eaten by was it a shark???

the modern movie it reminds me of is John Wick, also very cool and shot by someone who knows to shoot martial arts. John Wick does not have vampires though which is a strike against it

It’s like a horror movie

The lads are packing their catnip donuts

'oh no, I'm being replaced!'

cooking is *nods* on point. But it looks like shit Gothmog. Look just, all, sort of slopped into a hobbit skull

"Seeing how wise the pupil was already, the professor said, 'Go home. You have nothing to learn. You can even teach me something.'”

So he watches his teacher grope for figs, but then: "'Why should I work myself to death reaching for figs?' he thought, and lay there with his mouth wide open... Another fig fell, just missing his mouth. He kept perfectly still and murmured, 'Why so wide of the mark? Fig, fall into my mouth!'“

Impressed, the father pops out from behind the hedge and begs the professor to teach his son. 'Don’t talk so much. It tires me to listen to you,' says the sage, but agrees. The man brings his son, and a feather pillow, and instructs the lad to watch closely and imitate the master of laziness.

The father observes this professor stretched out on cushions in the shade of a fig tree, still as a corpse. The only time he moves is when he hears the thud of a ripe fig hitting the ground, whereupon he slowly reaches out with one hand and takes it and pops it into his mouth.