lol got you dweebs we'll do a ceasefire but only if we don't have to cease fire

Thank you all so much for having such flexible and specifically-applied morals, we really appreciate it.

[email protected] is Hamas, confirmed!
Thanks @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)

A special thank you to the @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social editorial board for the cover! We promise we don't think there's any Hamas in any tunnels under your offices (Not yet at least! 😉) Keep it up!

We have been reliably informed there are tunnels under the UN headquarters we have provided high quality images of the compound beneath all those delicious human shields

No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors

We just took these guys to the beach for a fun day in the sand! We just blindfolded them so it'd be a surprise