Isaac's Haunted Beard
@isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social
Oh no! My beard is haunted!
Why the heck would these kids steal someone's soul?
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Why the heck would these kids steal someone's soul?
Fantasy movie:
(Hobbs & Shaw-style side movie from the franchise)
SWEETCHUCK & ZED
It would have tested your tolerance of tomfoolery.
I would have gladly taken that test.
(Hobbs & Shaw-style side movie from the franchise)
SWEETCHUCK & ZED
It would have tested your tolerance of tomfoolery.
I would have gladly taken that test.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Fantasy movie:
(Hobbs & Shaw-style side movie from the franchise)
SWEETCHUCK & ZED
It would have tested your tolerance of tomfoolery.
I would have gladly taken that test.
(Hobbs & Shaw-style side movie from the franchise)
SWEETCHUCK & ZED
It would have tested your tolerance of tomfoolery.
I would have gladly taken that test.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"Who remembers Daryl Hannah?"
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Who remembers Daryl Hannah?"
I feel like many of us identify with The Hamburglar, not because we also steal burgers, but we find humor in the idea of stealing burgers.
If he stole money, he could buy burgers. But he cuts out the middleman of using money and just steals burgers.
What a bizzare criminal.
If he stole money, he could buy burgers. But he cuts out the middleman of using money and just steals burgers.
What a bizzare criminal.
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I feel like many of us identify with The Hamburglar, not because we also steal burgers, but we find humor in the idea of stealing burgers.
If he stole money, he could buy burgers. But he cuts out the middleman of using money and just steals burgers.
What a bizzare criminal.
If he stole money, he could buy burgers. But he cuts out the middleman of using money and just steals burgers.
What a bizzare criminal.
I like Judomaster a lot.
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I like Judomaster a lot.
I wish Dewey & Judy got married instead.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I wish Dewey & Judy got married instead.
Sometimes a movie gets so trashed by everyone that I don't wanna say anything positive to avoid being ganged up on.
But seriously, how many years should I have waited before admitting that I thought HOLMES & WATSON was actually pretty funny?
But seriously, how many years should I have waited before admitting that I thought HOLMES & WATSON was actually pretty funny?
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Sometimes a movie gets so trashed by everyone that I don't wanna say anything positive to avoid being ganged up on.
But seriously, how many years should I have waited before admitting that I thought HOLMES & WATSON was actually pretty funny?
But seriously, how many years should I have waited before admitting that I thought HOLMES & WATSON was actually pretty funny?
JACK AND JILL
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
JACK AND JILL
I watched the movie about the racoon that does crack & then kills people. It's called: CRACKOON. It's about as good as you think it is.
How good you think it is, is based on how attracted you are to watching a movie where people pretend to get attacked by a puppet, which is kinda my jam.
How good you think it is, is based on how attracted you are to watching a movie where people pretend to get attacked by a puppet, which is kinda my jam.
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I watched the movie about the racoon that does crack & then kills people. It's called: CRACKOON. It's about as good as you think it is.
How good you think it is, is based on how attracted you are to watching a movie where people pretend to get attacked by a puppet, which is kinda my jam.
How good you think it is, is based on how attracted you are to watching a movie where people pretend to get attacked by a puppet, which is kinda my jam.
