Jess Swanson
@inspectorswanson.bsky.social
34 she/her
Nothing safe is worth the drive. ♥️
Nothing safe is worth the drive. ♥️
Am I crazy or is that a B at the foot of the jukebox? I’m clowning for something for Elizabeth Taylor.
October 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Am I crazy or is that a B at the foot of the jukebox? I’m clowning for something for Elizabeth Taylor.
I never shared the wedding countdown we have. And today seems like the perfect day to do so. 🤭
August 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I never shared the wedding countdown we have. And today seems like the perfect day to do so. 🤭
Asking a very important question today!
May 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Asking a very important question today!
With baseball season almost officially here, felt like a good time to work on this chart I got for Christmas. And in less than two weeks I’ll be able to scratch one more off! (Also it was difficult to figure out how hard I should scratch so a couple are a little mess up but my favorites are perfect)
March 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
With baseball season almost officially here, felt like a good time to work on this chart I got for Christmas. And in less than two weeks I’ll be able to scratch one more off! (Also it was difficult to figure out how hard I should scratch so a couple are a little mess up but my favorites are perfect)
I just listen to the whole album on repeat and start at the beginning. So this makes sense.
February 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I just listen to the whole album on repeat and start at the beginning. So this makes sense.
They’re FINALLY HERE. And I’m in love. They’re so pretty. 😍😍
January 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
They’re FINALLY HERE. And I’m in love. They’re so pretty. 😍😍
Truly didn’t think this would be accurate and it’s spot on. Lol.
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January 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Truly didn’t think this would be accurate and it’s spot on. Lol.
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In honor of the day today, I’m wearing these beautiful earrings given to me by @marydan.bsky.social for Christmas.
January 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
In honor of the day today, I’m wearing these beautiful earrings given to me by @marydan.bsky.social for Christmas.
This hotel has ESPN 8 The Ocho, which is apparently a real channel??? And I’m watching The Situation play fucking corn hole?!
January 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This hotel has ESPN 8 The Ocho, which is apparently a real channel??? And I’m watching The Situation play fucking corn hole?!
Don’t mind me. Just crying while watching a Disney fireworks show I’ve seen before because they included a song from Hunchback of Notre Dame and Hercules.
January 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Don’t mind me. Just crying while watching a Disney fireworks show I’ve seen before because they included a song from Hunchback of Notre Dame and Hercules.
I’ve almost bought these boots multiple times because I want to feel like I’m in my 1989 era. They’re even 30% off right now. But they just aren’t comfortable.😭😭
January 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’ve almost bought these boots multiple times because I want to feel like I’m in my 1989 era. They’re even 30% off right now. But they just aren’t comfortable.😭😭
Merry Swiftimas everyone! Here’s what I got today from my mom and my grandparents! 🥰
December 26, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Merry Swiftimas everyone! Here’s what I got today from my mom and my grandparents! 🥰
😭😭 I love him so much.
December 19, 2024 at 3:54 AM
😭😭 I love him so much.
I bought this ear holder online and I was delusional enough to think it would hold them all….(also I didn’t buy anything for myself at the Disney outlet today!)
December 15, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I bought this ear holder online and I was delusional enough to think it would hold them all….(also I didn’t buy anything for myself at the Disney outlet today!)
I think she’s going to go with all the same outfits. And for surprise songs I went with ones that have themes or things ending or not wanting them to end. 😭😭
December 9, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I think she’s going to go with all the same outfits. And for surprise songs I went with ones that have themes or things ending or not wanting them to end. 😭😭
So if I guess all the same things as last night, I’m probably going to get more than 33 points this time….right?
December 7, 2024 at 6:41 PM
So if I guess all the same things as last night, I’m probably going to get more than 33 points this time….right?
Get yourself a man who gets you the Kate Spade Animal Crossbody Bag for your birthday.
December 6, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Get yourself a man who gets you the Kate Spade Animal Crossbody Bag for your birthday.
I was legitimately shocked by no appearance of Taylor on my top songs. I guess I just listen to her songs more equally and not in an obsessive one song loop. #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I was legitimately shocked by no appearance of Taylor on my top songs. I guess I just listen to her songs more equally and not in an obsessive one song loop. #SpotifyWrapped
I could only justify one right now. And since Red sold out I got 1989!!
November 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I could only justify one right now. And since Red sold out I got 1989!!
I’ll be honest, this was my first time playing after watching people play for months. I have no idea what a good score but I feel like this wasn’t bad?
November 15, 2024 at 4:27 AM
I’ll be honest, this was my first time playing after watching people play for months. I have no idea what a good score but I feel like this wasn’t bad?
Quote with a picture of your Lock Screen✨
November 14, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Quote with a picture of your Lock Screen✨
My mom knows I’ve been sad since the election, and then today I come home this little guy from Send a Friend! I love Oliver the Otter and I have the best mom! 🥰
November 13, 2024 at 1:09 AM
My mom knows I’ve been sad since the election, and then today I come home this little guy from Send a Friend! I love Oliver the Otter and I have the best mom! 🥰
This still feels like a fever dream, but I once saw Lonely Island in concert. 😂😂
November 11, 2024 at 11:18 PM
This still feels like a fever dream, but I once saw Lonely Island in concert. 😂😂