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inferneaux.bsky.social
Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts
@inferneaux.bsky.social
They/them, 30, Canberra, Australia
Philosophically opposed to AI, fascism, and paid parking.
Enjoyer of sketchy cars, horny art, and live music.
WHS put up posters detailing good stretches to do before beating the entire fuck out of a colleague. Too much time lost from pulled muscles, I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I would like to wish John Howard a very hurry up and die already.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Some cultural advice for this time of year.
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Unsolicited pick pic
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Going to steal one of these signs and hang it at the entrance to my bedroom.
October 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
October 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
October 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Have you watched Apocalypse Hotel? One of the characters is a tanuki MILF.
September 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My horny arse can't even read an electronics catalogue in peace.

Side note, I discovered the sequel to breedable.
September 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ended up playing Date Everything for a fun bit of escapism and the fucking game hits me with this line.
September 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Made a flower out of brass and copper sheets. Gave it to the most beautiful woman I know. We'll see how it plays out.
August 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
July 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Your pfp is your therapist.

Well, I'd end up with at least one bass-guitar-related concussion, but I think she might actually help me out a bit.

Might learn to hit a satellite back into orbit in the process.
July 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Post your comfort album
April 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Explaining tariffs to Americans: imagine a more expensive burger
March 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
January 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
January 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
December 29, 2024 at 2:55 AM
December 6, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Only needed one ghost this time.
December 5, 2024 at 6:02 AM
December 5, 2024 at 4:46 AM
This is a personal favourite.
December 1, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Asked the local goth girl out. She said no. I'm handling it well.
November 29, 2024 at 7:44 AM
November 29, 2024 at 6:46 AM