Mel Campbell
@incrediblemelk.bsky.social
Film/TV critic, copyeditor, author and shadow academic on Wurundjeri Woiwurrung country
Lmao my friend is watching ‘Waterworld’ & just asked the group chat, “Why at the beginning of this film does he piss into a container, run the piss through a filter, then drink the piss. If his filter will turn piss into water why can't it turn seawater into water.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Lmao my friend is watching ‘Waterworld’ & just asked the group chat, “Why at the beginning of this film does he piss into a container, run the piss through a filter, then drink the piss. If his filter will turn piss into water why can't it turn seawater into water.”
Just edited a thing about a recipe book with photography by Rob Palmer
Food used to look good to me, but now I find it…
SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
Food used to look good to me, but now I find it…
SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just edited a thing about a recipe book with photography by Rob Palmer
Food used to look good to me, but now I find it…
SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
Food used to look good to me, but now I find it…
SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
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This regulation is a vital step forward for the Australian screen industry, and one that will help support a vibrant and sustainable screen sector that continues to play an important role in our economy and culture.
www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-a...
www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-a...
Surprise $50m boost for ABC as streaming quotas finally become law
The national broadcaster will get the extra funds for children’s programs and drama after the government’s quotas bill was passed.
www.smh.com.au
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This regulation is a vital step forward for the Australian screen industry, and one that will help support a vibrant and sustainable screen sector that continues to play an important role in our economy and culture.
www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-a...
www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-a...
If someone wheels a giant cake into a party, it’s never just a cake
It’s always got someone hiding in there, or it’s a bomb or something
It’s always got someone hiding in there, or it’s a bomb or something
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If someone wheels a giant cake into a party, it’s never just a cake
It’s always got someone hiding in there, or it’s a bomb or something
It’s always got someone hiding in there, or it’s a bomb or something
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The Pope has spoken out against polyamory, which is a little rich considering he's in a relationship with the father, the son, and the holy ghost.
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Pope has spoken out against polyamory, which is a little rich considering he's in a relationship with the father, the son, and the holy ghost.
Frankenstein was a documentary
Face transplants promised hope. Patients were put through the unthinkable
Twenty years after the first face transplant, patients are dying, data is missing, and the experimental procedure’s future hangs in the balance
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Frankenstein was a documentary
lol at the Convo’s take on holiday-season content
More than one in six cases of sexual harassment in Australia happen at work social events. If it happens to you, or you’re a bystander – here’s what you can do.
👉 Read the full story: theconversation.com/how-to-...
👉 Read the full story: theconversation.com/how-to-...
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
lol at the Convo’s take on holiday-season content
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I’m looking for work! If you need someone who can: produce news in written, video and audio format, thoughtfully review film/TV/theatre, produce radio & podcasts, write a great think piece, research in detail, or host/present on camera/in person, hire me! silvireports.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m looking for work! If you need someone who can: produce news in written, video and audio format, thoughtfully review film/TV/theatre, produce radio & podcasts, write a great think piece, research in detail, or host/present on camera/in person, hire me! silvireports.com
I love how literal an author bio can be: you can trace a life through the sequence
"Greg is an author from Perth, now based in Melbourne"
"Greg lives in Melbourne with his cat Bruce"
"Greg lives in Trentham with his husband & their small daughter"
"Fran grew up in regional Victoria with her dads"
"Greg is an author from Perth, now based in Melbourne"
"Greg lives in Melbourne with his cat Bruce"
"Greg lives in Trentham with his husband & their small daughter"
"Fran grew up in regional Victoria with her dads"
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I love how literal an author bio can be: you can trace a life through the sequence
"Greg is an author from Perth, now based in Melbourne"
"Greg lives in Melbourne with his cat Bruce"
"Greg lives in Trentham with his husband & their small daughter"
"Fran grew up in regional Victoria with her dads"
"Greg is an author from Perth, now based in Melbourne"
"Greg lives in Melbourne with his cat Bruce"
"Greg lives in Trentham with his husband & their small daughter"
"Fran grew up in regional Victoria with her dads"
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"Next time you render your free AI-image in a couple of seconds, will you think of all the work, knowledge and skill that we HUMANS created over hundreds of years that made it possible?"
A medical illustrator had her work stolen by a famous surgeon dudebro ->
www.linkedin.com/posts/amanda...
A medical illustrator had her work stolen by a famous surgeon dudebro ->
www.linkedin.com/posts/amanda...
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
"Next time you render your free AI-image in a couple of seconds, will you think of all the work, knowledge and skill that we HUMANS created over hundreds of years that made it possible?"
A medical illustrator had her work stolen by a famous surgeon dudebro ->
www.linkedin.com/posts/amanda...
A medical illustrator had her work stolen by a famous surgeon dudebro ->
www.linkedin.com/posts/amanda...
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🎶 O come all ye faithful 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
🎶 O come all ye faithful 🎶
Wooooo, got in at Officeworks at the last minute to get a new mouse after mine decided to cark it today!
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Wooooo, got in at Officeworks at the last minute to get a new mouse after mine decided to cark it today!
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Quite apart from anything else, I was tickled that they have such Gen X and millennial names as Bevan and Jordan
Bevan Shields steps down as Sydney Morning Herald editor, chief reporter Jordan Baker named as replacement
Bevan Shields steps down as Sydney Morning Herald editor, chief reporter Jordan Baker named as replacement
Shields told SMH staff in an email that working in the role had been the honour of his life
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The editor of the Sydney Morning Herald, Bevan Shields, has resigned after four years and will be replaced in the role at Nine’s Sydney masthead by Jordan Baker, the chief reporter.
Shields told staff in an email the job had been the “honour of my life” and he now wanted to focus on his health and wellbeing. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Quite apart from anything else, I was tickled that they have such Gen X and millennial names as Bevan and Jordan
FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS the cops have 'Designated' Melbourne's CBD & all nearby parkland a 'Zone' where you have to let them search you, empty your bags & pockets, & remove "headwear, jackets, scarves" 🤔 🇵🇸 & any "face covering" that protects you from injurious "crowd-controlling substances" ACAB
Public notice: Melbourne CBD - Sunday 30 November 2025 to Friday 29 May 2026
A public notice for Melbourne CBD and surrounds from Sunday 30 November 2025 to Friday 29 May 2026.
www.police.vic.gov.au
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS the cops have 'Designated' Melbourne's CBD & all nearby parkland a 'Zone' where you have to let them search you, empty your bags & pockets, & remove "headwear, jackets, scarves" 🤔 🇵🇸 & any "face covering" that protects you from injurious "crowd-controlling substances" ACAB
Wong can get tf down off that high horse, considering that as Foreign Minister, she refuses to sanction lsraeI for its genocide of PaIestinians – a failure of moral leadership (as well as international legal obligation) that has only emboldened racists like Hanson and Babet
Penny Wong spks of a 7yr old girl who after Pauline Hanson’s racist stunt, asked her mum “do all Christians hate Muslims?”
Ralph Babet interjects “I do!”
Not just a racist, an openly hateful one too. Our parliament is a clown show of filth.
Wong “And we see it again” Yup #Senate
Ralph Babet interjects “I do!”
Not just a racist, an openly hateful one too. Our parliament is a clown show of filth.
Wong “And we see it again” Yup #Senate
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wong can get tf down off that high horse, considering that as Foreign Minister, she refuses to sanction lsraeI for its genocide of PaIestinians – a failure of moral leadership (as well as international legal obligation) that has only emboldened racists like Hanson and Babet
I'd love to have a dilute ginger cat! Like an apricot-coloured cat, or peaches and cream
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'd love to have a dilute ginger cat! Like an apricot-coloured cat, or peaches and cream
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Israel has violated the U.S.-brokered Gaza ceasefire nearly 500 times in 44 days—killing 342 civilians, including children, women, and the elderly.
That's more than 11 violations every single day.
The genocide never stopped. Palestinians are still being killed.
That's more than 11 violations every single day.
The genocide never stopped. Palestinians are still being killed.
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Israel has violated the U.S.-brokered Gaza ceasefire nearly 500 times in 44 days—killing 342 civilians, including children, women, and the elderly.
That's more than 11 violations every single day.
The genocide never stopped. Palestinians are still being killed.
That's more than 11 violations every single day.
The genocide never stopped. Palestinians are still being killed.
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
I bought some ‘keto meal replacement’ powder from Cheaper Buy Miles (for $8; costs $25 at Woolworths) and just decided to try some. My god! I was expecting a shake like other protein powders I have tried, but this is like a pudding. They need to warn people about the viscous texture
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I bought some ‘keto meal replacement’ powder from Cheaper Buy Miles (for $8; costs $25 at Woolworths) and just decided to try some. My god! I was expecting a shake like other protein powders I have tried, but this is like a pudding. They need to warn people about the viscous texture
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I have two things I would really like people to internalize about the fashion industry/garment manufacturing, and they are:
1. Mass manufactured clothes are only ever intended to fit "good enough," and;
2. Everything you wear was made by actual human people.
1. Mass manufactured clothes are only ever intended to fit "good enough," and;
2. Everything you wear was made by actual human people.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I have two things I would really like people to internalize about the fashion industry/garment manufacturing, and they are:
1. Mass manufactured clothes are only ever intended to fit "good enough," and;
2. Everything you wear was made by actual human people.
1. Mass manufactured clothes are only ever intended to fit "good enough," and;
2. Everything you wear was made by actual human people.
“the cost breakdown included $4.1 million for the redesign, $79.8 million for the website build, and the site's launch and security testing cost $12.6 million”
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“the cost breakdown included $4.1 million for the redesign, $79.8 million for the website build, and the site's launch and security testing cost $12.6 million”
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millions of belles dames a year are avec merci, yet the media focuses on the one or two who are sans merci
January 4, 2024 at 3:57 PM
millions of belles dames a year are avec merci, yet the media focuses on the one or two who are sans merci
Yesterday I was listening to the 2007 Yeasayer song ‘2080’ & realised I’d been singing a mondegreen all this time
Real lyrics: “Yeah, you can have 21 sons and be blood when they marry my daughters”
My lyrics: “Yeah, you can have 21 cents in your bag in American dollars”
Real lyrics: “Yeah, you can have 21 sons and be blood when they marry my daughters”
My lyrics: “Yeah, you can have 21 cents in your bag in American dollars”
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Yesterday I was listening to the 2007 Yeasayer song ‘2080’ & realised I’d been singing a mondegreen all this time
Real lyrics: “Yeah, you can have 21 sons and be blood when they marry my daughters”
My lyrics: “Yeah, you can have 21 cents in your bag in American dollars”
Real lyrics: “Yeah, you can have 21 sons and be blood when they marry my daughters”
My lyrics: “Yeah, you can have 21 cents in your bag in American dollars”