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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse
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🧜‍♂️🐙🏴‍☠️cryptid knight - stackhat - OFMD - swearwolf - gen X - ND - burgeoning hermit - strange lady - may make you nervous - will take you in and give you breakfast
Pinned
Wouldn't it be so lovely if, after the bird app goes to shite, this app here becomes a lifeboat for ppl who just want to use sm to talk to their friends and laugh and exchange ideas and art? No poison, just positivity. We could do it, you know.
I'm 5 eps in, and, omg it's too real 🤣 I'm having flashbacks to all the times as a student myself that I couldn't quite believe the absurdity that was school life
They've added Educators to Netflix AU - I'm so happy!!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
They've added Educators to Netflix AU - I'm so happy!!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Rhys's Ed & Stede song is giving such pure Python minstrel, and I can't stop smiling😂
m.youtube.com/shorts/p8rYY...
The Song of Sir Robin | Monty Python and the Holy Grail #montypython #montypythonandtheholygrail
YouTube video by The Non-Binary Shiner
m.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Teen is playing Helldivers II and has just deployed a 500 kilogram bomb which sounds like it would be a perfect rapper name for me
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Now I'm sad for two reasons
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I could say "that actor, Bananaboat Cockring", and you'd probs know who I meant
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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So weird.

It’s almost like if you threaten to fire everyone and replace them with AI after needlessly crashing the economy several times…

…there are consequences…

Weird.
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
RHYS IS BACK ON CAMEO
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
who wants to go in with me/let me join their group
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's SO FUCKING HOT and I have to be in the office today bc my employer is a stone cold psychopath who thinks that me getting up at 5.30am, and commuting for 2 hrs, instead of waking at 8am, will help productivity and collaboration. ALL off my team is off site.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The boys are everywhere I look
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
May this kind of love find me ❤️🙏
Having a little early bday celebration today and look at the cake my partner surprised me with 😭 it’s so perfect
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Do you need a cute head scritch today? I need a cute head scritch today ❤️

#ofmd
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Idk if there are many fannibals here, but that moment when Bev first comes to see Will at the BSHCI, and Will is so touched that she's there? Then he realises she's just there to make use of his brain for a case?
That shit was
D E V A S T A T I N G.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This ep of Black Mirror has Bright Eyes from Watership Down playing over the opening scene and suddenly I'm a traumatised 6 year old again, song should start with a fucking warning label for gen x
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
My ex is out of work again, so I'm receiving no payments for my son, and now one of my teeth has just cracked so I'll have to pull $$s for dental treatment out of thin air yay. Anyhow, tryna stay pos!! Pls send me good vibes!! ❤️
a man in a pirate costume is standing on a sandy beach
Alt: Rhys is shimmying on a beach in sunnies and a stolen English navy uniform
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Ppl who don't like cats must not understand what a reliable source they are of slapstick
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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new tiktok from rhys! i love him SO MUCH my god.
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Weird this was a second season tagline suggested by marketing
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Just so we’re clear, no one deserves grace, understanding, or a pat on the back for no longer supporting Trump

So quit whining about it and keep that shit to yourself. You’re just a creepy asshole if you liked that guy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Happy birthday!! Here’s both ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM