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Imogen
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I have a tummy ache and I am not even trying to be brave about it.
March 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Roses are redde
Violettes are blue
Tesla doth make truckes
Wyth inadequate glue
March 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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"energy drinks are bad for you" listen. my body is being held together by red 40, microplastics, and the lead they put in lunchables. just let me have this
March 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Saturn is the most self indulgent, decadent, over the top, showy, flamboyant planet ever. Rings and moons and gas for days. So much drip. Why deny itself anything?

Astrology characterized this wandering diva of a star all wrong.
March 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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you've been hit by
you've been struck by
a huge vehicle
March 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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saw a tiktok referring to punk legend kathleen hanna as lead singer of the band “bikini unalive,” and i had to take a cool shower to calm down
March 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I spent almost 2 hours painstakingly copying the orbits of all 128 Saturnian moons from the announcement MPEC and reformatting them for visualization...

Behold, here are the orbits of ALL 128 MOONS OF SATURN. This isn't just a moon system—it's a literal asteroid belt around Saturn! 🧪🔭☄️
March 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM