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illuin
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ah shucks

det->clt->cle->dc

oberlin grad

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illuindb.bsky.social
thinking bout Joel Zumaya again
detroit tigers reliever Joel Zumaya mid pitch. he wears a grey uniform with blue Detroit and 45 lettering outlined in orange.
September 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
the shark flag needs to be a soccer badge
a navy blue shield badge with a great white shark in a pilgrim’s buckle hat on it rising from a rock reading “1620.” behind the shark’s dorsal fin is a sun burst but the center of the sun has been replaced with a black and white soccer ball. above the shield is a single golden star (for the team’s win over england back in ‘83) and below is a scroll that reads “ENSE PETIT PLACIDAM, SIBERATE QUIETEM”
August 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
I HAVE STOOD ON MY BUSINESS FOR YEARS. I HAVE MY RECEIPTS. THE GAYS LOVE SWORDS
a screenshot from twitter from 10/4/21 from my account “🔪🔪🔪ill-boo-in🎃🎃🎃” reading: “why can't my life be some cheesy fan fic bullshit. what, you mean we don't make out after sword fighting? lame.”
August 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
illuindb.bsky.social
philly had the right idea 10 years ago
picture of hitchBOT, the hitchhiking robot, on the ground, on the side of the road, in pieces after being beaten by philadelphia locals. the robot was comprised of a bucket in a booster seat with solar panels arms and legs.
July 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
my offerings
the “twice a cosmo” sb nation site logo, depicting a simplified stylized soccer ball with white and green panels crashing through the atmosphere with a long white, green, and blue tail. this is set against a dark blue background with a few 4 pointed stars and all enclosed in a green ring that says “SB NATION” at the top and “THRICE A COSMO” at the bottom this picture is the same as the last but the “THRICE A COSMO” is a bit more stylized with blue and pink accents this is a further modified version of the last logo but with 2 extra tails coming off the soccer ball, brining the total to 3, a riff off the “twice a cosmo, thrice a cosmo” name and rename
July 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
illuindb.bsky.social
the plane i will accept as a bribe
and XB-70 Valkyrie: a plane that looks similar to a concord or a child’s paper airplane. it is long and white but with a black nose, a fuselage that comes up like a snake from its large delta wing which has two tailfins sticking up while the wingtips droop down.
May 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
didn’t realize the Switchbacks played a the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve
a picture of a black F1 race car incredibly close to a bright yellow safety wall. there is text along the kerbing that reads “WALL OF CHAMPIONS”
April 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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completely not the point but what’s goin on here with Bill’s shoes? it looks like he just took the laces off em?
close up section of the above image, focused on Bill Belichick’s shoes which appear to not have laces on either side
March 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
at the planetarium we had a kids class where the kids could make their own constellations and these two are absolutely the best
image of a map of the night sky with a sketched plague doctor superimposed over the constellation of orion. the plague doctor is drawn in a fast scratchy hand all in white and carries a scythe a picture of a drawing of a duckling superimposed over orion on a map of the night sky
March 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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why did i think scheduling a mri and orthogram at 645am on st patrick’s day was a smart idea
selfie in the mri holding room wearing a dressing gown selfie from a comedically high angle in a dressing gown in the same small room
March 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
had to get a ruben to right this situation
picture of a ruben on a metal plate with a bloody mary in the background
March 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
i see City’s front office read 3 chapters of this and went “only strikers that’s a brilliant idea!”
Screenshot of Jonathan Wilson’s novel: Inverting The Pyramid: The History of Football [meaning soccer] Tactics
March 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
real ones know
a bag of Better Made brand potato chips, these are the Rainbow Dark variety with the picture of the dark, homestyle chips underneath the label. they’re very good go eat them
March 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
is there any way to get the Oberlin one with the athletics department logo featuring Yeobie the Albino Squirrel?
oberlin’s athletic department logo depicting a white squirrel with red eyes jumping from left to right with golden movement marks showing that they’re going fast. they’re jumping infront of the interlocking maroon and gold “OC” of oberlin college
February 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
listen some of us aren’t even all that good at sports
my face (nose) hitting someone’s heel while playing rugby
February 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
illuindb.bsky.social
had to stop at a caved in train tunnel with @thann-t.bsky.social while on a date!

@battista.bsky.social with the heads up about it
me squatting in front of a stone wall on some stones sticking my tongue out and showing a peace sign. i’m wearing a short black dress, a long black coat, and bright red socks standing infront of the same wall, pointing at it making an excited face again infront of the wall, just posing and smiling my partner Thann standing again infront of the covered over train tunnel entrance
February 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
illuindb.bsky.social
ok but consider: Conrail FC would go so hard. That’s a realllly nice blue with white accents and then throw a double white line sash as the jersey detail? now we’re cooking with gas.
conrail locomotive 8098 sitting at a 45 profile. it’s is very clean and sits alone in a rail yard
January 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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the eyes of a killer
picture of a video game screen showing the bust of running back Drayden Dickman (a computer generated player) who on 18 carries rushed for 100 yards and scored 3 touchdowns. the school he plays for is Rice where he is a senior. he is giving a very very blank stare and has a massive forehead which is not helped by his blonde hair only being on top of his head sticking straight up along with his near invisible blonde eyebrows
January 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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head boops for sitting on my lap while i’m trying to eat
bad angle selfie of me with my cat who is sitting on my lap. i’m pressing my nose on top of her head squishing it down a little. she is not pleased
January 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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BRING ME OVER AT YOUR OWN RISK!! I WILL STEAL YOUR DOGS!!!!
i’m smiling seated center of the photo arms around a big fluffy white dog (Samoyed) the fluffy white dog from the first photo is sitting on my lap in the same location as the first photo, but a second much smaller dog, a corgi, is blurry in frame as she demands attention and is pet
January 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
illuindb.bsky.social
fuck ai. in this house we do low quality photoshops
a poorly done photoshop of a lion with a helmet and a sword
January 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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de'vondre campbell really said last night
meme of a skeleton running on a blue background with text saying “just walk out you can leave” followed by a list of places you can leave: - work - social thing - movies - home - class - dentist - clothes shoppi [sic] - too fancy weed store - cops if your [sic] quick - friend ships [sic] IF IT SUCKS… HIT DA BRICKS - real winners quit
December 13, 2024 at 5:50 PM