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Bikes, drums, guitars, the first five Roxy Music albums.
A pro-tip if you’ve cut the cable cord for like a decade like we did: Tubi has the Lions/Packers game for free. Improved my day immensely. Now my only test will be not ruining dinner by either snacking or drop-kicking our tv when the packers win.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Bugonia. Nice to see a pro-cycling film.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ditch Trilogy tonight to beckon the coming storm.
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“The Hessians are fuckin’ em up, hon!” A glimpse of my marriage the last couple days.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My working theory, fully acknowledging I’m nowhere near a political scientist: Trump has two public loves he can’t hide (he’s got other gross ones he’s desperately trying to hide): men with charisma and NYC. He never got over NYC breaking up with him when he made the turn into fascism. Culmination!
“Shut up. You had me at despot.”

❤️
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Clay Higgins of Louisiana was the lone wolf to vote against the release of the Epstein files, and my brothers in Christ, check that dude’s search history STAT.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pluribus makes me feel really bad. It’s masterful, really, and Rhea Seehorn might be the best actor in TV right now. But goddamn. Deeeeeeep bummer vibes at a time when I don’t need bummer vibes.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The other morning, as my 12 year old was leaving the house in a T-shirt while it was 30° out, I thought, “I’ve never hated anything in my life as much as middle schoolers hate coats, including republicans and pervert presidents.”
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Happy birthday to the North Star. 80 years old today.
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
GET LOOOOOOSE.
The Secrets of the World: Neil Young & Crazy Horse’s Zuma at 50

aquariumdrunkard.com/2025/11/10/t...

For a little celebration, check out a Zuma redux at AD made up of live recordings that stretch from 1974 to 2020, capturing some of that ragged/glorious magic...
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
OH!
Trump trade war costs US Italian pasta: “Exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January.” Via WSJ
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves — The Wall Street Journal
Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Stoked to be a part of the Island House roster. This has been a label I’ve loved for a while (Tim has put out some of my favorite albums), so this is a “Can’t believe this is happening” moment for me. The New Standards Men crew is so appreciative our next album will be sailing under their flag.
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
My IG feed is basically people making food. I’ve made few recipes this fall and each one has been fantastic. Made one this week that was a two day process: tons of greens, chicken, homemade chicken stock. I threw roasted poblano in. Was very proud of it. My kid told me it’s called SWAMP SOUP.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Not a betting dude myself (toooooooo much addiction stuff in my brain to go down that dark road), so speaking as a neophyte here, but why anyone would ever place a bet on a UFC fight again after this weekend is hard to fathom. #ufc #degenerates #mma #sportofkings
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
As I watched my last shred of dignity fly out the window, I decided to watch the DIRTY BOXING promotion tonight. Two observations: one of the cut men looks a LOT like Tom Scharpling with a wig, and I just described this to my wife as “The Sour Science”.
October 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Okay FINE, people I live with, value, and cherish above all others, I WILL TURN THE FURNACE ON, JESUS.
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Holy shit
😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Kalamazoo showed out today. Didn’t take no pics (felt weird to do so), but powerhouse show of force. Many, many older folks, which I loved to see. Best shirt I saw all day: ICE CAN GARGLE MY BALLS. Dude seemed pretty serious about it, too.
October 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This Tim Barnes album is really superb. Kind of a tragic story behind this (and his other recent release), but a lovely document of a true searcher.

timbarnes.bandcamp.com/album/inside...
Inside Energy, by Tim Barnes
6 track album
timbarnes.bandcamp.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is bonkers great. RIP to the realest dude.
This is the D'Angelo performance that I've never forgotten. This song was already a huge hit but the way he took it from contemporary R&B to church revival illustrated how connected those idioms are. A revelation for those who didn't know, and an affirmation for those who did.
D'Angelo - Lady ft. Spanky, Saadiq, Ali Shaheed & ?uestlove
YouTube video by twinbreed
www.youtube.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“No, let’s take this pitcher who’s on an insane heater out for our shaky at best bullpen.”
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Unsubscribing to Canadaland after today’s dogshit, bad faith, Zionist-coded whataboutism from @jessebrown.bsky.social in discussion with @lisang.bsky.social. Dickering over the efficacy of a starving child’s photo kinda tells me everything I need to know about Brown and his humanity. It’s been real.
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Count me in if they play PRESTO front to back.
October 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Saw a couple watermelons out in the hot, hot sun today while riding my bike, just at the side of the road, and honestly I’m just glad people are reading books again. #suttree
October 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Wild, it looks like neither the PFL nor ESPN+ want anyone to watch an objectively great card today. Cool! #pfl #espn #paulhughes #notsmart
October 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM