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@ikbensiep.lfo-industries.com
Outfluencer, microplastics enjoyer, tired, knows how to center a <div>.
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Half stront half regenwotter / Дім там де кіт 🌻
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https://www.lfo-industries.com
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Half stront half regenwotter / Дім там де кіт 🌻
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https://www.lfo-industries.com
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Soms bedenk ik per ongeluk iets grappigs en dan tik ik het in het Skeetvakje
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I want you to understand that while news media and politicians were fearmongering every day about shoplifting in SF (while property crime was *down*), THIS was happening: "the inhalation of one-millionth of an ounce will cause cancer with a virtual 100% statistical certainty."
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I want you to understand that while news media and politicians were fearmongering every day about shoplifting in SF (while property crime was *down*), THIS was happening: "the inhalation of one-millionth of an ounce will cause cancer with a virtual 100% statistical certainty."
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Ik heb ooit gefilmd bij een Belgische kunstenaar die dode dieren in hermetisch afgesloten glazen dozen stopte zodat je helder kon zien hoe ze beschimmelden, verrotten en ontbonden. De vergelijking met onze media dringt zich op.
Hero Brinkman, Angela de Jong en Job Knoester duiden nu de politiek op radio NPO 1.
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Ik heb ooit gefilmd bij een Belgische kunstenaar die dode dieren in hermetisch afgesloten glazen dozen stopte zodat je helder kon zien hoe ze beschimmelden, verrotten en ontbonden. De vergelijking met onze media dringt zich op.
Ya herrrd
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ya herrrd
Deze Citroën designs 🏆
The style's available on multiple different vehicles from
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Citroen Type H
RETRO VAN BY CASELANI - CITROEN OFFICIAL LICENSEE
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November 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Deze Citroën designs 🏆
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The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
For the people in the back:
APPLE MAKING EVERYTHING A ~rounded square~ SUCKS ASS ACTUALLY
APPLE MAKING EVERYTHING A ~rounded square~ SUCKS ASS ACTUALLY
some icons are very similar to their original designs, and some really aren't. i tried to keep them all having a similar colour palette to keep them quickly recognizable, but played with the silhouette because apple making everything a ~rounded square~ sucks ass actually
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
For the people in the back:
APPLE MAKING EVERYTHING A ~rounded square~ SUCKS ASS ACTUALLY
APPLE MAKING EVERYTHING A ~rounded square~ SUCKS ASS ACTUALLY
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
Het blijft conceptueel een doodsangstaanjagend idee dat iemand denkt 'doe mij iets wat er een beetje infographicerig uitziet. Informatie die erop weergegeven wordt? Neu, doet er niet zo toe.'
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Het blijft conceptueel een doodsangstaanjagend idee dat iemand denkt 'doe mij iets wat er een beetje infographicerig uitziet. Informatie die erop weergegeven wordt? Neu, doet er niet zo toe.'
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if you bought anything today you belong in guantanamo bay
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if you bought anything today you belong in guantanamo bay
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Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hagueseth
Mensen met Verstand van Dingen, omdat ik nieuwsgierig ben:
op grond waarvan kan men dit *eisen*?
op grond waarvan kan men dit *eisen*?
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Mensen met Verstand van Dingen, omdat ik nieuwsgierig ben:
op grond waarvan kan men dit *eisen*?
op grond waarvan kan men dit *eisen*?
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new sleep paralysis demon just dropped
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
new sleep paralysis demon just dropped
O hell yeah nog dik een maand van dit soort eindejaarsfestiviteiten 🥳
112-nieuws: Ramen gesneuveld door vuurwerk bij gemeentehuis Oldambt
112-nieuws: Ramen gesneuveld door vuurwerk bij gemeentehuis Oldambt
112-nieuws:
www.rtvnoord.nl
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
O hell yeah nog dik een maand van dit soort eindejaarsfestiviteiten 🥳
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ik merk dat ik echt erg worstel met het concept 'sid lukkassen'
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
ik merk dat ik echt erg worstel met het concept 'sid lukkassen'
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insane late-career comeback
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
insane late-career comeback
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piccalil.li is probably one of my favorite websites and resources at the moment. Their courses are of the highest quality one could ask for, and all of their work is done through a very humanist lens. Nothing but love for them <3
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
piccalil.li is probably one of my favorite websites and resources at the moment. Their courses are of the highest quality one could ask for, and all of their work is done through a very humanist lens. Nothing but love for them <3
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
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Damn really. That’s crazy. Damn [lowering into lava like end of terminator 2] damn
Since the launch of ChatGPT in November 2022, AI related stocks have accounted for 75% of S&P 500 returns, 79% of earnings growth, and 90% of capital spending (Capex and R&D) growth. am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/...
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Damn really. That’s crazy. Damn [lowering into lava like end of terminator 2] damn
Ik (net iets te veel Wierd Duk geluisterd):
ZE HEMMM HEEL GEEN ZWADDE PIEDN BIJ DIE WOKE SENKSGIBBMSPARADE DAAR IN AMERIKA JA
ZE HEMMM HEEL GEEN ZWADDE PIEDN BIJ DIE WOKE SENKSGIBBMSPARADE DAAR IN AMERIKA JA
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ik (net iets te veel Wierd Duk geluisterd):
ZE HEMMM HEEL GEEN ZWADDE PIEDN BIJ DIE WOKE SENKSGIBBMSPARADE DAAR IN AMERIKA JA
ZE HEMMM HEEL GEEN ZWADDE PIEDN BIJ DIE WOKE SENKSGIBBMSPARADE DAAR IN AMERIKA JA
*1984 voice*: if you want a vision of the future, imagine cars. Lots of cars in fact and they're incredibly large, for some reason.
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
*1984 voice*: if you want a vision of the future, imagine cars. Lots of cars in fact and they're incredibly large, for some reason.
Hell yeah, kijk deze boiii (m/v) dan. Ingebouwde leeslampjes bestaan gewoon.
ROV SuBastian pilots need raises because CAN YOU SEE IT?! ROV SuBastian in the eye of this Taningia! @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 871 #asgardarchaea #MarineLife
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hell yeah, kijk deze boiii (m/v) dan. Ingebouwde leeslampjes bestaan gewoon.
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I found a piece of toast that looks like it has a smile on it. Scientists say we should make it our king.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I found a piece of toast that looks like it has a smile on it. Scientists say we should make it our king.
It me
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It me
Microsoft Publisher, mijn tweede stap (na notepad.exe) richting webdesignerder.
Tevens: mijn knieën.
Tevens: mijn knieën.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Microsoft Publisher, mijn tweede stap (na notepad.exe) richting webdesignerder.
Tevens: mijn knieën.
Tevens: mijn knieën.
Ja hai, ik heb zojuist de term "turkey bowling" moeten googlen en spoiler: dit is preciés zo debiel als dat je verwacht dat het zou zijn.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Ja hai, ik heb zojuist de term "turkey bowling" moeten googlen en spoiler: dit is preciés zo debiel als dat je verwacht dat het zou zijn.