Noah Riffe
@ijusttake.photos
Sports fan in constant despair.
Producer/Host @lobbingscorchers.com
Producer/Host @lobbingscorchers.com
Lumen Field would schedule a monster truck rally and make them both move.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Lumen Field would schedule a monster truck rally and make them both move.
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The Red Bulls are bringing back 30 guys from a team that missed the playoffs.
Exceptional roster planning.
Exceptional roster planning.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Red Bulls are bringing back 30 guys from a team that missed the playoffs.
Exceptional roster planning.
Exceptional roster planning.
If this is shitting the bed, I must be into skat play. And capitalize that Sounders, Dr. english major.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If this is shitting the bed, I must be into skat play. And capitalize that Sounders, Dr. english major.
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Sounders made their end-of-season roster announcements today. No big surprises but some notable names are not currently under contract for 2026. www.sounderatheart.com/2025/11/soun...
Sounders announce 2025 end-of-season roster decisions
Stefan Frei, Paul Rothrock among Sounders who are now out of contract.
www.sounderatheart.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sounders made their end-of-season roster announcements today. No big surprises but some notable names are not currently under contract for 2026. www.sounderatheart.com/2025/11/soun...
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We’re running a Black Friday deal that is good through Dec. 1. We’re offering 20% off our two most popular membership plans:
- Supporter (normally $75): sounderatheartcom.outpost.pub/public/promo...
- Backer (normally $30): sounderatheartcom.outpost.pub/public/promo...
- Supporter (normally $75): sounderatheartcom.outpost.pub/public/promo...
- Backer (normally $30): sounderatheartcom.outpost.pub/public/promo...
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We’re running a Black Friday deal that is good through Dec. 1. We’re offering 20% off our two most popular membership plans:
- Supporter (normally $75): sounderatheartcom.outpost.pub/public/promo...
- Backer (normally $30): sounderatheartcom.outpost.pub/public/promo...
- Supporter (normally $75): sounderatheartcom.outpost.pub/public/promo...
- Backer (normally $30): sounderatheartcom.outpost.pub/public/promo...
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Send Minnesota to The Hague
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Send Minnesota to The Hague
David Martínez is a really funny character to me. Not quite sure what he’s doing out there. Good for him though.
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
David Martínez is a really funny character to me. Not quite sure what he’s doing out there. Good for him though.
All I’m seeing is the fact that Albert Rusnak is basically as effective and dangerous as Sergio Busquets.
Used the article to show off some cool new stuff happening in soccer data. Shout out @hvanbrewer.bsky.social for SkillCorner's off-ball metrics, @alexanderschram.bsky.social for Gradient's physical data and @catabush.com for making this plot from American Soccer Analysis's advanced stats.
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
All I’m seeing is the fact that Albert Rusnak is basically as effective and dangerous as Sergio Busquets.
Maybe they’re not missing them…
USMNT is beating Uruguay 4-0 in the first half.
With a lineup that is missing Pulisic, Adams, Richards, A. Robinson, McKennie, Weah, Reyna, Balogun, M. Tillman and more.
Unreal.
With a lineup that is missing Pulisic, Adams, Richards, A. Robinson, McKennie, Weah, Reyna, Balogun, M. Tillman and more.
Unreal.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Maybe they’re not missing them…
It’s almost like major league soccer has some really good talented players. And that maybe Europe is a bit overrated?
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It’s almost like major league soccer has some really good talented players. And that maybe Europe is a bit overrated?
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Pocchetino is building the World Cup squad around Cristian Roldan, Diego Luna, Sebastian Berhalter and Alex Freeman, this man's ball knowledge is actually off the charts I'm afraid to say.
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Pocchetino is building the World Cup squad around Cristian Roldan, Diego Luna, Sebastian Berhalter and Alex Freeman, this man's ball knowledge is actually off the charts I'm afraid to say.
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NEW: Ernst Tanner has built a powerhouse at the Philadelphia Union.
But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.
Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.
Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
MLS executive who built a powerhouse faced allegations of sexist, racist and homophobic behavior
Philadelphia Union sporting director Ernst Tanner denies the allegations, which prompted a recently-concluded MLS investigation that could not corroborate them
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
NEW: Ernst Tanner has built a powerhouse at the Philadelphia Union.
But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.
Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.
Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Thank you MLS for claiming our very clearly fair use video where we used preseason footage, days after the fact, that was filmed by the club, where we provided commentary and analysis over the whole thing. Great work to the geniuses in New York with zero knowledge of copyright law!
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Thank you MLS for claiming our very clearly fair use video where we used preseason footage, days after the fact, that was filmed by the club, where we provided commentary and analysis over the whole thing. Great work to the geniuses in New York with zero knowledge of copyright law!
These people have never been to Seattle and surly won’t live here. Why are people from the wrong Washington chirping my city like anything they have to say matters.
Everyone has lost their minds
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
These people have never been to Seattle and surly won’t live here. Why are people from the wrong Washington chirping my city like anything they have to say matters.
When a player is at the beginning of their season in Europe, nothing is set yet. Minutes aren’t locked and a player is naturally going to feel like they have a real shot if they just stay and fight for minutes. Even if MLS teams are promising to start them that doesn’t mean they believe it.
@ijusttake.photos @ari.lobbingscorchers.com am I losing my mind? Y’all were talking about the calendar being a factor in Noah Ohio not coming here, but that was in the summer window (euro offseason)
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When a player is at the beginning of their season in Europe, nothing is set yet. Minutes aren’t locked and a player is naturally going to feel like they have a real shot if they just stay and fight for minutes. Even if MLS teams are promising to start them that doesn’t mean they believe it.
Seattle Mayor Elect Katie Wilson is featured on the front page of The New York Times today. (@wilsonforseattle.bsky.social)
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Seattle Mayor Elect Katie Wilson is featured on the front page of The New York Times today. (@wilsonforseattle.bsky.social)
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Sounders have confirmed that all 17 MLS home games will be played at Lumen, including some with grass. I’ve confirmed it’s very likely that some Concacaf Champions Cup home games will have to be played somewhere else. Last year, they were prepared to play quarterfinals in Spokane, for instance.
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sounders have confirmed that all 17 MLS home games will be played at Lumen, including some with grass. I’ve confirmed it’s very likely that some Concacaf Champions Cup home games will have to be played somewhere else. Last year, they were prepared to play quarterfinals in Spokane, for instance.
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BREAKING: MLS will come out from behind the separate MLS Season Pass subscription beginning in 2026, per sources.
All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS, Apple TV to bring games outside of extra paywall in 2026: Sources
Beginning next season, MLS games will be even more accessible via Apple TV
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
BREAKING: MLS will come out from behind the separate MLS Season Pass subscription beginning in 2026, per sources.
All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
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Get prepared for the Sounders off-season ahead with last night's season-ending Weekly show on KJR.
Thanks to @ari.lobbingscorchers.com @andersonhirst.bsky.social @ijusttake.photos and @elrolonw.bsky.social for joining.
90 minutes of soccer talk to fuel you here: www.iheart.com/podcast/59-s...
Thanks to @ari.lobbingscorchers.com @andersonhirst.bsky.social @ijusttake.photos and @elrolonw.bsky.social for joining.
90 minutes of soccer talk to fuel you here: www.iheart.com/podcast/59-s...
Sounders Weekly 11-12: Season Ending Expert Roundtable (+ Extra Time!) - Sounders Weekly & Postgame Shows | iHeart
<p>Tonight on a special season-ending edition of Sounders Weekly, Jackson Felts invites into the studio Ari Liljenwall of MLS Soccer, Anders Hirst of KJR, Noah Riffe of Lobbing Scorchers, and Niko Mor...
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November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Get prepared for the Sounders off-season ahead with last night's season-ending Weekly show on KJR.
Thanks to @ari.lobbingscorchers.com @andersonhirst.bsky.social @ijusttake.photos and @elrolonw.bsky.social for joining.
90 minutes of soccer talk to fuel you here: www.iheart.com/podcast/59-s...
Thanks to @ari.lobbingscorchers.com @andersonhirst.bsky.social @ijusttake.photos and @elrolonw.bsky.social for joining.
90 minutes of soccer talk to fuel you here: www.iheart.com/podcast/59-s...
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Pedro de la Vega’s volley against Cruz Azul has been nominated for a Puskás Award. www.fifa.com/the-best-fif...
Vote for FIFA PUSKÁS AWARD
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November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Pedro de la Vega’s volley against Cruz Azul has been nominated for a Puskás Award. www.fifa.com/the-best-fif...
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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The Seattle Times has called the mayor's race for Katie Wilson.
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The Seattle Times has called the mayor's race for Katie Wilson.