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Ian Hartitz
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April 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A deep and comprehensive scouting guide to every rookie in the upcoming NFL draft …

Just kidding. I broke down what sort of fantasy football leaguemates the White Lotus Season 3 cast might be.

Arguably the most important piece I’ve ever wrote: www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
April 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The NFL's leader in yards per carry last season (min. 50 rush attempts)
April 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Cam Ward when the pocket begins to collapse
March 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
TreVeyon Henderson in pass pro
March 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Most missed tackles forced on the ground in a single game among all FBS running backs last college football season (PFF):

1. Ashton Jeanty vs. San Diego State (20)
2. Ashton Jeanty vs. Washington State (17)
3. Ashton Jeanty vs. Penn State (16)
March 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ashton Jeanty ...

Yards before contact per carry:
vs. Penn State: 0.6
Everyone else: 1.72

Missed tackles forced per carry:
vs. Penn State: 53.3%
Everyone else: 39.4%
March 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ashton Jeanty comps
March 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Malik Nabers every week with Jameis at QB
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Receiving the worst fantasy football trade offer in your life
March 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Oh boo hoo the Bengals spent a lot of money to keep their sweet ass offense together wahhhh but what about the defense wahhhh do you hear yourself right now???
March 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Last week the Bears ranked dead last in 2025 dollars devoted to the offensive line.

Now? They have the 5th most expensive group in the league. Hell yeah.
March 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Steelers could sign Aaron Rodgers.

Or they could sign Russell Wilson.

Or ...
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Is Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers an improvement over Russell Wilson or Justin Fields? Yes. Does he move them up from a likely third-place finish, best case second, in the AFC North? No. Another one-year bandage for a problem that's spanned half a decade."

Steak 'n Shake cashier: Sir please leave.
March 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Some RB fits I like for the Bears in the draft behind their revamped offensive line:

Ashton Jeanty
Omarion Hampton
TreVeyon Henderson
Quinshon Judkins
Kaleb Johnson
Cam Skattebo
Dylan Sampson
Bhayshul Tuten
DJ Giddens
Trevor Etienne
Devin Neal
RJ Harvey
Ollie Gordon
Damien Martinez
March 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Last year Jets finished 18th in "Supporting Cast Rating" which takes the average of every team's PFF rushing, receiving, run blocking and pass blocking grades (everything except passing)

The Steelers finished ... 19th. Obvs adding Metcalf helps, but not exactly the world's most ideal QB environment
March 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
But what about his brother? The singer?
March 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Steelers fans: We've been in QB purgatory for half a decade. Stop it with the one-year rentals who you know won't work out long term. PLEASE just make a real investment in the position for once.

Steelers:
March 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Chris Godwin staying with the Buccaneers fantasy football reaction!

-THE WR2 in fantasy before getting injured last season
-Continuity is a helluva drug in fantasy land
-Low-end WR2 feels about right for 2025
-Sorry, Patriots fans

Great day to be great: www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
March 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Elijah Mitchell? The 2021 league-winner?
March 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ja'Marr Chase was the only WR with more fantasy PPR points than Chris Godwin in Weeks 1-7 last season. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
March 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Chris Godwin back to the Bucs
a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Watching True Detective S1 with my dachshunds waiting for NFL free agency news to break. Talk about a great day to be great.
March 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yeah Blue Sky is cool but has your NFL team ever irresponsibly blown $50+ million on mid free agents minutes into free agency?
March 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Legal tampering starts at noon! Free agents can finally talk to teams. Let’s get this ball rolling! Alright!

Literally 12:01: Justin Fields has decided to sign a 3-year, $90 million contract with $45.5 million guaranteed with the Jets
March 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM