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You ever get a Christmas card that says "The Johnson Family," and it’s one person and three dogs in matching sweaters?
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December 24, 2024 at 7:37 AM
You ever get a Christmas card that says "The Johnson Family," and it’s one person and three dogs in matching sweaters?
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The Christmas card says, "Peace and love," but the glitter explosion says, "Good luck cleaning this up."
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December 24, 2024 at 7:36 AM
The Christmas card says, "Peace and love," but the glitter explosion says, "Good luck cleaning this up."
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Why do Christmas cards always have one kid looking sweet and the other looking like they’re plotting their escape?
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December 24, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Why do Christmas cards always have one kid looking sweet and the other looking like they’re plotting their escape?
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Holiday parties are fun until someone shows up with fruitcake.
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December 24, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Holiday parties are fun until someone shows up with fruitcake.
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"It’s the thought that counts" hits different when you open a gift card with $5 on it.
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December 24, 2024 at 7:22 AM
"It’s the thought that counts" hits different when you open a gift card with $5 on it.
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Santa isn’t the only one with a list - we all keep receipts just in case.
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December 24, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Santa isn’t the only one with a list - we all keep receipts just in case.
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The stockings are hung with care, but my nerves are hanging by a thread.
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December 24, 2024 at 7:18 AM
The stockings are hung with care, but my nerves are hanging by a thread.
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The best part of Christmas is seeing everyone smile - the hardest part is pretending I like their casserole.
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December 24, 2024 at 7:14 AM
The best part of Christmas is seeing everyone smile - the hardest part is pretending I like their casserole.
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If they say, "I need space," it’s not a metaphor, they’re about to disappear for a few weeks.
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December 21, 2024 at 8:24 AM
If they say, "I need space," it’s not a metaphor, they’re about to disappear for a few weeks.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but you’re still out here arguing like it’s a cure for ignorance.
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December 21, 2024 at 7:40 AM
They say laughter is the best medicine, but you’re still out here arguing like it’s a cure for ignorance.
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They say your body is a temple, but you’ve been feeding it Popeyes and taking shots like it’s a frat house.
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December 21, 2024 at 7:38 AM
They say your body is a temple, but you’ve been feeding it Popeyes and taking shots like it’s a frat house.
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"I don’t care about looks," means his wallet better be prettier than his face.
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December 21, 2024 at 7:08 AM
"I don’t care about looks," means his wallet better be prettier than his face.
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"I’ve changed" means they’re about to do the same sh*t but expect a different reaction.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:48 AM
"I’ve changed" means they’re about to do the same sh*t but expect a different reaction.
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"I hate drama" means they’re about to spark some sh*t for no reason.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:36 AM
"I hate drama" means they’re about to spark some sh*t for no reason.
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"We need to talk" means you’re about to hear everything you did wrong last month.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:31 AM
"We need to talk" means you’re about to hear everything you did wrong last month.
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"Let’s split the bill" means they came out to eat, not to impress.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:30 AM
"Let’s split the bill" means they came out to eat, not to impress.
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If he says, "I don’t do titles," just know he doesn’t do responsibility either.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:26 AM
If he says, "I don’t do titles," just know he doesn’t do responsibility either.
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"I like a man who can cook," means she’s tired of takeout.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:19 AM
"I like a man who can cook," means she’s tired of takeout.
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If she can describe the shape and size of d*ck she likes, just know she did plenty of research to reach that conclusion.
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December 21, 2024 at 6:18 AM
If she can describe the shape and size of d*ck she likes, just know she did plenty of research to reach that conclusion.
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"I didn’t even notice," means they noticed everything.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:41 AM
"I didn’t even notice," means they noticed everything.
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If they say, "I don’t need anyone," they’re lying.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:38 AM
If they say, "I don’t need anyone," they’re lying.
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When someone says, "I’m not ready for a relationship," it means they’re not ready for one with you.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:37 AM
When someone says, "I’m not ready for a relationship," it means they’re not ready for one with you.
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When they say, "I’m not in a rush," they’re about to make you late for everything.
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December 21, 2024 at 5:36 AM
When they say, "I’m not in a rush," they’re about to make you late for everything.
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Out of all the adults you talked to today, why was the 6-year-old the only one honest enough and brave enough to tell you your breath stinks?
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December 21, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Out of all the adults you talked to today, why was the 6-year-old the only one honest enough and brave enough to tell you your breath stinks?
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