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ice.cream.assassin
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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument.

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You will be visited by three spirits
The Heroic Trio
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The worst person you know guy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Hear me out
Screenshot from the movie "There's Something About Mary" where the hitchhiker is explaining 6 minute abs.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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The panel of that dude saying "It was made for me! Th-this is my hole!" as he's about to climb into a him-shaped hole in the wall.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Share a ‘90s movie that you think deserves more love.
Poster to the 1994 movie ‘No Escape’.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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…wait what the hell is this book if it needs this weird obfuscation of who the Kennedy-like character named The Politician is? Is this some kind of dramatization or some shit?
"American Canto," in which she describes her ardent feelings for a Kennedy-like character she calls the Politician.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Bane/Pink Guy meme Bane saying hacker saying he knows my address Pink Guy saying me who’s known it for a long time
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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A large amount of stuff representhing all modern digital infrastructure, with a tiny stick holding it all up labeled ‘a project some random person in Sweden has been thanklessly maintaining since 1997’
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Darth Sidious doing the UNLIMITED POWER thing but it's UNLIMITED TOILET PAPER
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Ancient Aliens guy
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Homer Simpson saying "I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute."
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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...okay so shouldn't *Donald Trump* know the first fucking thing about how the mortgage markets operate. I would love to have this person be asked how Donald Trump was oh-so easily manipulated by Bill Pulte and how that doesn't reflect badly on Donald Trump.
“The thing that became clear from this latest episode — if it wasn’t already clear — is that Bill Pulte doesn’t know the first fucking thing about how the mortgage markets operate,” one of the two people said. “After publicly humiliating the president with his moronic 50 year mortgage plan it’s safe to assume that his days are numbered.”
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Bong Joon Ho making two Oscars kiss.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Screenshot of Al Pacino as Michael Corleone doing the "they pull me back" line.
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Fyre Festival sandwich saying "Who's laughing now? ACAB"
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Picture of one of the gobsmacked guests:
Pic of the "Oh my god" dude from Troll 2.
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Screenshot from 'The Simpsons' showing the Itchy and Scratchy episode where Itchy has built two machines - a cloning machine and a killing machine - to exact maximum, infinite punishment upon Scratchy.
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Questlove doing a fake promo for a fake show called Celebrity Beat-off (from the TV show ‘Community’)
November 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Okay this is one of the most bananas paragraphs I have read in my life. What in the what?
"The problem is there are people out there who are envious of childhood, envious of kids having fun, people who are just angry at their neighbors," Lieberman said. "[They] want to try to hurt people by putting drugs in the candy. It's a real risk."
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Screenshot from 'The Simpsons' where Sideshow Bob is saying "But inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals and rule you like a king.
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like it)
Troy and Abed (Abed left; Troy right, but it feels weird to type 'Abed and Troy') from the TV show 'Community'
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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"The Big Book of British Smiles" from the one episode of The Simpsons.
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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The o rly owl in all his nostalgic glory
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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The Patrick Swayze rap tweet: "no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
October 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Felt compelled
October 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM