Ian Thomas Malone
@ianthomasmalone.bsky.social
Transgender Princess, Post-Op Malone, Comedian, Tomatometer Approved Critic, Pod: Estradiol Illusions, Bylines: GQ, Little White Lies. (she/her) Long Beach, CA
Rep: Geffen Semach, WCA
ITM Diaries Substack: https://ianthomasmalone.substack.com/
Rep: Geffen Semach, WCA
ITM Diaries Substack: https://ianthomasmalone.substack.com/
He had to tell Sharon Osbourne that he knew she was “very close” with her late husband because he’s never experienced the same sensation with any of his spouses.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
He had to tell Sharon Osbourne that he knew she was “very close” with her late husband because he’s never experienced the same sensation with any of his spouses.
“Vote blue no matter who, unless I’m uncomfortable by anything progressive” - Chuck Schumer’s vision for an inclusive Democratic Party
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“Vote blue no matter who, unless I’m uncomfortable by anything progressive” - Chuck Schumer’s vision for an inclusive Democratic Party
This all could have been settled if Pope Leo had agreed to debate Alligator Auschwitz with Charlie Kirk.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This all could have been settled if Pope Leo had agreed to debate Alligator Auschwitz with Charlie Kirk.
Gavin Newsom, is that you?
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Gavin Newsom, is that you?
Penalties for public masturbation in Malaysia include a possible three month prison sentence.
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Penalties for public masturbation in Malaysia include a possible three month prison sentence.
Unless it’s healthcare
October 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Unless it’s healthcare
God can rest easy now that he doesn’t have to put his pronouns in his email signature.
October 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
God can rest easy now that he doesn’t have to put his pronouns in his email signature.
Oh dear. I still sometimes feel bad for asking you to watch that so we could pod about it.
October 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh dear. I still sometimes feel bad for asking you to watch that so we could pod about it.
Bari Weiss was robbed.
October 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bari Weiss was robbed.
Concepts of a deflection.
October 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Concepts of a deflection.
What happened to his spray-on hair?
October 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What happened to his spray-on hair?
In that same book, The America We Deserve (his 2000 Reform Party campaign policy book) he also includes a picture of Hillary Clinton with a caption that she’d make a great president.
October 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In that same book, The America We Deserve (his 2000 Reform Party campaign policy book) he also includes a picture of Hillary Clinton with a caption that she’d make a great president.
“As a news organization, let’s tone down the rhetoric and get back to what really matters: hating on trans people.”
October 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“As a news organization, let’s tone down the rhetoric and get back to what really matters: hating on trans people.”
They should be more like Mike Johnson’s kid. Instead of playing video games, they should make a pact with their father to keep each other from screening adult films. Very normal.
October 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
They should be more like Mike Johnson’s kid. Instead of playing video games, they should make a pact with their father to keep each other from screening adult films. Very normal.