Ian McDougall
@ianmcdougall.bsky.social
North London resident. Lazy bugger, bad football gambler, cheese lover. Occasionally has opinions but more likely it'll be a reference to Caddyshack.
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Ian McDougall
@ianmcdougall.bsky.social
· Feb 28
I don't want to get into an argument with Bernie Taupin but I think you'll find that floccinaucinihilipilification is actually the hardest word.
A day late for St Andrew's Day but just me and the girl in tonight so I did possibly the most flavoursome mince and tatties I've ever done.
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A day late for St Andrew's Day but just me and the girl in tonight so I did possibly the most flavoursome mince and tatties I've ever done.
*Larry David fainting gif*
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
*Larry David fainting gif*
I've mentioned my luck with my football bets in the past so you can imagine how delighted I was today when my son had a winning accumulator that won him £315
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November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I've mentioned my luck with my football bets in the past so you can imagine how delighted I was today when my son had a winning accumulator that won him £315
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Me, everyday for the next month
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me, everyday for the next month
I'm middle aged so for all I know these could have been actual band names.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm middle aged so for all I know these could have been actual band names.
Not according to my timeline which absolutely hated it.
You're in a minority here.
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Not according to my timeline which absolutely hated it.
He's genuinely fucking insufferable.
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
He's genuinely fucking insufferable.
Walliams is on The Wheel
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November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Walliams is on The Wheel
Good start from Spurs then...
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November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Good start from Spurs then...
Instead of this last half hour of 'surprise' dancing on #strictly that literally nobody cares about, BBC1 could have put a One Foot in the Grave repeat on or something.
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Instead of this last half hour of 'surprise' dancing on #strictly that literally nobody cares about, BBC1 could have put a One Foot in the Grave repeat on or something.
This mystery dance thing smacks of 'We've suddenly realised BBC1 have given us 95 minutes and we need something to fill 30 of them'
#strictly
#strictly
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This mystery dance thing smacks of 'We've suddenly realised BBC1 have given us 95 minutes and we need something to fill 30 of them'
#strictly
#strictly
Of course Haaland has a day off when I triple captain him.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Of course Haaland has a day off when I triple captain him.
Disappointing no show from Wombling Merry Christmas.
What is Britain's favourite Christmas song?
Fairytale of New York: 19%
Last Christmas: 13%
All I Want for Christmas is You: 7%
Merry Christmas Everybody: 5%
Driving Home for Christmas: 5%
White Christmas: 5%
Merry Christmas Everyone: 4%
Do They Know It's Christmas: 3%
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Fairytale of New York: 19%
Last Christmas: 13%
All I Want for Christmas is You: 7%
Merry Christmas Everybody: 5%
Driving Home for Christmas: 5%
White Christmas: 5%
Merry Christmas Everyone: 4%
Do They Know It's Christmas: 3%
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November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Disappointing no show from Wombling Merry Christmas.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
MB-1 - Dodge Challenger
MB-21 - Renault 5
MB-42 - Mercedes Container Truck
MB-45 - Ford Corsair (and boat)
MB-47 - Beach Hopper (Rola-Matic)
MB-1 - Dodge Challenger
MB-21 - Renault 5
MB-42 - Mercedes Container Truck
MB-45 - Ford Corsair (and boat)
MB-47 - Beach Hopper (Rola-Matic)
This is more like it.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
MB-1 - Dodge Challenger
MB-21 - Renault 5
MB-42 - Mercedes Container Truck
MB-45 - Ford Corsair (and boat)
MB-47 - Beach Hopper (Rola-Matic)
MB-1 - Dodge Challenger
MB-21 - Renault 5
MB-42 - Mercedes Container Truck
MB-45 - Ford Corsair (and boat)
MB-47 - Beach Hopper (Rola-Matic)
I haven't watched South Park for about fifteen years but seeing tonight the song 'Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche' to the tune of Danger Zone made me realise how childish it still is. So obviously I was laughing very loudly.
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I haven't watched South Park for about fifteen years but seeing tonight the song 'Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche' to the tune of Danger Zone made me realise how childish it still is. So obviously I was laughing very loudly.
Me ten minutes ago - 'This Triple Hot pizza from M&S can't be too hot, it's just a supermarket pizza'
Me after three bites:
Me after three bites:
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November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Me ten minutes ago - 'This Triple Hot pizza from M&S can't be too hot, it's just a supermarket pizza'
Me after three bites:
Me after three bites: