Ian McDougall
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Ian McDougall
@ianmcdougall.bsky.social
North London resident. Lazy bugger, bad football gambler, cheese lover. Occasionally has opinions but more likely it'll be a reference to Caddyshack.
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I don't want to get into an argument with Bernie Taupin but I think you'll find that floccinaucinihilipilification is actually the hardest word.
This last hour and a half of the #snooker has essentially been the equivalent of me and a mate four pints in down the Legion
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A day late for St Andrew's Day but just me and the girl in tonight so I did possibly the most flavoursome mince and tatties I've ever done.
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
*Larry David fainting gif*
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I've mentioned my luck with my football bets in the past so you can imagine how delighted I was today when my son had a winning accumulator that won him £315
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November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Reposted by Ian McDougall
Me, everyday for the next month
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm middle aged so for all I know these could have been actual band names.
Everyone has absolutely lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Villa stuck in a traffic jam in Aintree there. Just not quite at the races.
#avfc
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Not according to my timeline which absolutely hated it.
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He's genuinely fucking insufferable.
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Walliams is on The Wheel
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November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Good start from Spurs then...
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November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Instead of this last half hour of 'surprise' dancing on #strictly that literally nobody cares about, BBC1 could have put a One Foot in the Grave repeat on or something.
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This mystery dance thing smacks of 'We've suddenly realised BBC1 have given us 95 minutes and we need something to fill 30 of them'
#strictly
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hoping the surprise improvised dance later is them all lined up doing Superman by Black Lace
#strictly
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Brand extension podcast idea for #strictly where the four judges get drunk and then say what they all really think about the dances.
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Craig: 'TRUTHFUL AND DETAILED EXPLANATION OF WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE DANCE'
Crowd: boooooooooooooooooooo
#strictly
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sky commentator's used his 'Everton's new castle' joke twice already.
#EVENEW
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Of course Haaland has a day off when I triple captain him.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Disappointing no show from Wombling Merry Christmas.
What is Britain's favourite Christmas song?

Fairytale of New York: 19%
Last Christmas: 13%
All I Want for Christmas is You: 7%
Merry Christmas Everybody: 5%
Driving Home for Christmas: 5%
White Christmas: 5%
Merry Christmas Everyone: 4%
Do They Know It's Christmas: 3%

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November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

MB-1 - Dodge Challenger
MB-21 - Renault 5
MB-42 - Mercedes Container Truck
MB-45 - Ford Corsair (and boat)
MB-47 - Beach Hopper (Rola-Matic)
This is more like it.

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I haven't watched South Park for about fifteen years but seeing tonight the song 'Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche' to the tune of Danger Zone made me realise how childish it still is. So obviously I was laughing very loudly.
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
'She's no spring chicken but she's still a top bird' would have looked out of place on #totp in 1978, never mind 1998.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Same band appears in this U2 video as on this INXS album cover
#totp
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Me ten minutes ago - 'This Triple Hot pizza from M&S can't be too hot, it's just a supermarket pizza'

Me after three bites:
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November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Did Culture Club reform just to deliberately do a worse song than The War Song?
#totp
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM