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Valentina Calvache
@iamvalentina.bsky.social
Family disoriented
Reading the zone of interest I realize: shit, nobody else knows how to write a historical novel besides Amis. Punto period fact.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Not me putting my fertility doctor to watch in the mood for love
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Styling is in its mfa era everything is good everything is cool publish everything

DIY!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Job so brown ai doesn’t wanna replace you
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Box breathing at the thought of Lauren Sanchez wearing new dior #fashionsky
October 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Today I saw a middle aged woman dressed head to toe in Miu Miu going to lunch at Spruce and: no one man should have all that power
October 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Comme des Garçons SS26 #PFW #fashionsky
October 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
LMAO
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Is sortilege the best pynchon name and period??
October 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My exe’s ex looks exactly like my husband’s ex lmao 💀💀
a man wearing a red indiana sweatshirt is sitting in a car and making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing a red indiana sweatshirt is sitting in a car and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I wrote about Mujica Lainez’s grotesque, glorious masterpiece Bomarzo, which deserves to be as well known in English as One Hundred Years of Solitude, for @bookpostusa.bsky.social. Newly reissued by @nyrb-imprints.bsky.social

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Review: Michael Robbins on “Bomarzo”
A literary crocodile, shaped like itself, of its own color.
books.substack.com
September 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Morris Hirshfield, Angora Cat, 1937-39 (dated on painting 1937) #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135678
September 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This quarterfinal doesn’t matter really because Auger-Aliassime already won at life with that name #usopen25
September 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My father… what a concept.
August 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Daniil medvedev every press conference
a drag queen is standing in front of an orange background and asking is it me ? am i the drama ?
ALT: a drag queen is standing in front of an orange background and asking is it me ? am i the drama ?
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The only thing better than miniature things is Prada Marfa
August 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I disagree. I will tell you what's wrong with his jeans. 🧵
August 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Introducing my daughter Greedy-First-Best Search II
August 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Please gatekeep from me; I can’t keep on having access to absolutely everything
June 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“AI is gonna replace us”

I’d like to see AI trying to drown me like that day when my husband was trying to stay afloat in Vietnam.
May 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Cronenberg is my Steve Jobs
May 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Let’s finish less novels
March 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Leonora Carrington, And Then We Saw the Daughter of the Minotaur, 1953

https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137857
March 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
What do you mean AF doesn’t stand for Amor Fati!!!
March 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The stakes are just too high.
March 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM