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🌵🦕 Cactus Man 🦕🌵
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I put the Homo in Homo sapien. He/him. My life is more valuable than your comfort. No returns, no refunds. Batteries not included. Opinions not my own, I'm just holding them for a friend. https://pronouns.page/@spiderbrodin
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Jasmine Crockett: “To every politician celebrating this decision, let me offer a word of caution — Don't get too comfortable — When you push district lines this far, you risk losing the very seats you thought you locked in“

I think we can turn Texas blue—
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Hot Take! This potato! Please take it! it's super hot and I've been juggling it for five minutes with no where to put it! Ah! Oooh Ah ow! Hot!
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Never forget who MTG really is.

courtesy of @mindcite.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yukon Cornelius was the original bear
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Wow I can't believe Santa called Rudolph a faggo- *gunshot*
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.“

We’ll take the Statue of Liberty & these new U.S. citizens.

You can keep Stephen Miller and Donald Trump, and their small, cruel, heartless racism.
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Rudolph is queer media. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Mikhail Abakumov (Soviet Russian, 1948-2010). Morning dew (2004, painting).
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Resistance is an act of patriotism when the government fails to uphold its fundamental promise to all its citizens.
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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McQ X doink an liddel cate yogurt, warmb ups fur cate wrestlink practiss todey #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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O hemlo. mcQ notiss yuo werr sittink down to dinnur an eetink sumting owt of bowls. McQ like to talk to yuo abowt dis. He tink dere roomb at tabel fur anudder bowle porbly… well yes definibbly dere is.
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Never apologize for treating your dog like a baby. In a world that forces you to be tough, having a creature that lets you be soft, nurturing, and vulnerable is a blessing. You are lucky if one loves you, you are luckier still if you love each other.
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Christians in the US will really be like "I'm oppressed because the cashier didn't say merry christmas to me 🥺" meanwhile people in North Korea have been executed for owning a bible
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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IQ is completely fake, means nothing, and not based on science at all so of course the far right has adopted it as justification for insane beliefs, most recently anti-somalian rhetoric
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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He’s been, uh … trumped.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Why is gerrymandering even a thing that's allowed? Why do we have a voting system that is so easy to manipulate? Why haven't we fixed our system yet?
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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We’re struggling to afford hamburger, dude.
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Gauche sketch of @foxfeather.bsky.social’s baby king vulture, Yolo.
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM