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If work ask I wasn’t here. LUFC, F1, rarely serious
Send in inspector nan, maybe they are dealing with something and don't want to bother you when you're unwell.
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Send in inspector nan, maybe they are dealing with something and don't want to bother you when you're unwell.
But how neatly do you fold the table cloth?
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
But how neatly do you fold the table cloth?
Very much sounds like you want to shag a dog.
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Very much sounds like you want to shag a dog.
So Lidl/Aldi have you unpack you trolley so you can pay and repack your trolley. Then unpack your trolley so you can bag up your shopping and pack it back into your trolley. I'm sure it flows more nicely but fuckinhg hell how cheap is it to make you want to do that.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
So Lidl/Aldi have you unpack you trolley so you can pay and repack your trolley. Then unpack your trolley so you can bag up your shopping and pack it back into your trolley. I'm sure it flows more nicely but fuckinhg hell how cheap is it to make you want to do that.
Ask her to come to diner at this excellent restaurant you know.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ask her to come to diner at this excellent restaurant you know.
So you both got what you wanted.
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So you both got what you wanted.
Holey donuts Batman
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Holey donuts Batman
There’s a bloke under that hat
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
There’s a bloke under that hat
Wayne Rooney has a similar story
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Wayne Rooney has a similar story
Scum are 7 points ahead. It is massively unlikely but we could catch them but 10 points is probably a bridge too far even for wild dreams. Plus it would be very very funny.
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Scum are 7 points ahead. It is massively unlikely but we could catch them but 10 points is probably a bridge too far even for wild dreams. Plus it would be very very funny.
I live a similar distance. I don’t think the train, A1 or M621 have ever not had a major delay when I go. I even came up with another route and even that has seemingly the biggest gas works known to man. Good luck.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I live a similar distance. I don’t think the train, A1 or M621 have ever not had a major delay when I go. I even came up with another route and even that has seemingly the biggest gas works known to man. Good luck.
I'm not greedy 🤥 he can maintain his shooting at 2 or 3 stinkers to 1 cracker
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I'm not greedy 🤥 he can maintain his shooting at 2 or 3 stinkers to 1 cracker
Nice picture of his plaster. People are getting excited and saying he won't be alive for the World Cup. The most excitable is 5 months. I'm less sure as I think they'll Weekend at Bernies him for years.
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Nice picture of his plaster. People are getting excited and saying he won't be alive for the World Cup. The most excitable is 5 months. I'm less sure as I think they'll Weekend at Bernies him for years.
There's 5 free subs next week. I know I'm shit but this used to be hard.
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
There's 5 free subs next week. I know I'm shit but this used to be hard.
That's what I reckon too
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
That's what I reckon too
Every time you "work up sweat" the neighbours would know because you'd connect to their TV and cut the sound off 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Every time you "work up sweat" the neighbours would know because you'd connect to their TV and cut the sound off 🤣
The most simple solution is probably best. If we poke out everyone's eyes nobody will be concerned about how tall the person in front is.
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The most simple solution is probably best. If we poke out everyone's eyes nobody will be concerned about how tall the person in front is.
I have never seen that shit it is a massive waste of time and this year the going to suck off Trump at the end of it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I have never seen that shit it is a massive waste of time and this year the going to suck off Trump at the end of it.
I wonder if the victims get any of the money.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I wonder if the victims get any of the money.
You’re right more people should start smoking.
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
You’re right more people should start smoking.
Head says scum win but heart says scum lose
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Head says scum win but heart says scum lose