Dan
@iamdanw.bsky.social
My soft drinks too Aspartame, my short form videos too Sora
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My soft drinks too Aspartame, my short form videos too Sora
God I hate the sugar tax so much, every drink I like has swapped out real sugar for a sweetener that hastes like battery acid. Let me pay the extra tax for real sugar dammit!
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
God I hate the sugar tax so much, every drink I like has swapped out real sugar for a sweetener that hastes like battery acid. Let me pay the extra tax for real sugar dammit!
Fully expected this podcast advert of someone writing a Best Man wedding speech was going to end with "why not write it with AI".
Pleasantly surprised the solution was "why not write it on the train, writing is better on trains"
Pleasantly surprised the solution was "why not write it on the train, writing is better on trains"
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Fully expected this podcast advert of someone writing a Best Man wedding speech was going to end with "why not write it with AI".
Pleasantly surprised the solution was "why not write it on the train, writing is better on trains"
Pleasantly surprised the solution was "why not write it on the train, writing is better on trains"
Oh cool, an Apple TV sci-fi show that has an interesting premise and high production values. I sure hope it doesn't turn out to be really boring and go nowhere.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Oh cool, an Apple TV sci-fi show that has an interesting premise and high production values. I sure hope it doesn't turn out to be really boring and go nowhere.
Celebrity Traitors is fun but I wish there was more of a game to it beyond celebs guessing what the casting decisions are
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Celebrity Traitors is fun but I wish there was more of a game to it beyond celebs guessing what the casting decisions are
Another day at my new job, putting pine cones and thistles on chairs in historic houses
September 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Another day at my new job, putting pine cones and thistles on chairs in historic houses
Buying the Swaffham wind turbine and converting the viewing platform into an Airbnb
September 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Buying the Swaffham wind turbine and converting the viewing platform into an Airbnb
0 days since last trip to Screwfix
September 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
0 days since last trip to Screwfix
Please, I'm begging websites to let me login using my password, instead of waiting for a code to be emailed to me
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Please, I'm begging websites to let me login using my password, instead of waiting for a code to be emailed to me
Another great day at my job: inventing new, worse form factors for Dyson hand dryers
September 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Another great day at my job: inventing new, worse form factors for Dyson hand dryers
The Nick Clegg I'm Not Like Them Even Though I Was Them For A Decade tour
August 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The Nick Clegg I'm Not Like Them Even Though I Was Them For A Decade tour
I think it all went downhill from when the "No" buttons got replaced by "Maybe Later" buttons
August 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I think it all went downhill from when the "No" buttons got replaced by "Maybe Later" buttons
It's one email Michael, how much water could it possibly consume, 10 litres?
August 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
It's one email Michael, how much water could it possibly consume, 10 litres?
me: googling "British Transport Police phone number" in a hurry
Google: ✨ "The British Transport Police (BTP) is a specialized national police force responsible for policing the railway network in England, Wales, and Scotland. This includes over 10,000 miles of..."✨
BTP website: it's 999 dumbass
Google: ✨ "The British Transport Police (BTP) is a specialized national police force responsible for policing the railway network in England, Wales, and Scotland. This includes over 10,000 miles of..."✨
BTP website: it's 999 dumbass
August 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
me: googling "British Transport Police phone number" in a hurry
Google: ✨ "The British Transport Police (BTP) is a specialized national police force responsible for policing the railway network in England, Wales, and Scotland. This includes over 10,000 miles of..."✨
BTP website: it's 999 dumbass
Google: ✨ "The British Transport Police (BTP) is a specialized national police force responsible for policing the railway network in England, Wales, and Scotland. This includes over 10,000 miles of..."✨
BTP website: it's 999 dumbass
That Robbie Williams Planet of the Apes biopic, unironically the best film I've watched so far this year
August 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
That Robbie Williams Planet of the Apes biopic, unironically the best film I've watched so far this year
"Private equity owned YouTuber" and other unexpected phrases
July 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"Private equity owned YouTuber" and other unexpected phrases
What is going on with the web design for the new Jeremy Corbyn political party, like this is the frontend source code
July 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
What is going on with the web design for the new Jeremy Corbyn political party, like this is the frontend source code
Sainsburys meal deal increasing by 45p means the Bank of England MPC definitely won't reduce interest rates at the next meeting
July 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Sainsburys meal deal increasing by 45p means the Bank of England MPC definitely won't reduce interest rates at the next meeting
Finally watching Oppenheimer and my god this is so boooooring
July 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Finally watching Oppenheimer and my god this is so boooooring
CW: this Netflix series contains scenes of Tony Blair from the start, which some viewers may find distressing
July 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
CW: this Netflix series contains scenes of Tony Blair from the start, which some viewers may find distressing
My fav thing about Stanstead is the "remove laptop and liquids from bag" sign next to the "keep laptop and liquids in bag" sign
July 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My fav thing about Stanstead is the "remove laptop and liquids from bag" sign next to the "keep laptop and liquids in bag" sign
Shout out to the worst map clustering UI in the world
June 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Shout out to the worst map clustering UI in the world
"Disney World's exhibition of George W Bush's paintings of American veterans injured in the War on Terror" www.wdwmagic.com/attractions/...
June 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Disney World's exhibition of George W Bush's paintings of American veterans injured in the War on Terror" www.wdwmagic.com/attractions/...
I am going to invent a revolutionary new device (iPhone that can take photos through a window without the focus going weird)
June 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I am going to invent a revolutionary new device (iPhone that can take photos through a window without the focus going weird)