I Am A Pyrite King
@iamapyriteking.bsky.social
Mining fools' good since before you were born. I can either tell you who I am, or show you who I am, but on social media it's tough to do both.
So apparently Kurosawa's director's cut goes in a very unexpected direction...
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
So apparently Kurosawa's director's cut goes in a very unexpected direction...
He mustn't wear it around his neck too long, or the chocolate will melt.
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
He mustn't wear it around his neck too long, or the chocolate will melt.
I've got a hardcover copy of the novelization... 😬🤷♂️
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I've got a hardcover copy of the novelization... 😬🤷♂️
This movie as a double feature with Peter Sasdy's THE LONELY LADY will make your head explode.
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This movie as a double feature with Peter Sasdy's THE LONELY LADY will make your head explode.
The Japanese translations of the Star Wars prequel titles are certainly full of surprises.
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Japanese translations of the Star Wars prequel titles are certainly full of surprises.
But did he give it to some one speh-shullll?
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
But did he give it to some one speh-shullll?
The competition showed up for the ceremony, which automatically disqualified them. Congratulations! Your prize is in the mail. Maybe. Eventually.
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The competition showed up for the ceremony, which automatically disqualified them. Congratulations! Your prize is in the mail. Maybe. Eventually.
I thought you needed the van to haul off the lute...
(Flashback to my abortive career as a burglar, when I showed up at the hideout with a truck full of Renaissance stringed instruments. It didn't go well. But at least they never caught on that the pun was intentional. 🤷♂️)
(Flashback to my abortive career as a burglar, when I showed up at the hideout with a truck full of Renaissance stringed instruments. It didn't go well. But at least they never caught on that the pun was intentional. 🤷♂️)
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I thought you needed the van to haul off the lute...
(Flashback to my abortive career as a burglar, when I showed up at the hideout with a truck full of Renaissance stringed instruments. It didn't go well. But at least they never caught on that the pun was intentional. 🤷♂️)
(Flashback to my abortive career as a burglar, when I showed up at the hideout with a truck full of Renaissance stringed instruments. It didn't go well. But at least they never caught on that the pun was intentional. 🤷♂️)
Now I want to be a were-ptarmigan.
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Now I want to be a were-ptarmigan.
Entire Segments? So, like... tapeworm porn?
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Entire Segments? So, like... tapeworm porn?
Congress boldly springs into action and passes a law banning plaid pajamas...
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Congress boldly springs into action and passes a law banning plaid pajamas...
Looks like someone took the Skittles slogan too literally...
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Looks like someone took the Skittles slogan too literally...
Many many years ago I used to make eggnog for my friends with Skënderbeu brandy from Albania. In honor of the last King of Albania, I called it Zog Nog. 👑🇦🇱🥚🥃
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Many many years ago I used to make eggnog for my friends with Skënderbeu brandy from Albania. In honor of the last King of Albania, I called it Zog Nog. 👑🇦🇱🥚🥃
My Favorite Year of Living Dead Again
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My Favorite Year of Living Dead Again
Matched her Tinder profile, then? 🤔🤪
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Matched her Tinder profile, then? 🤔🤪
"President Chuckycheese, from the Democratic Republic of... wait, is he a Democrat or a Republican? They're both in the name there. He ought to make up his mind. He has a good restaurant though, been there many times..."
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"President Chuckycheese, from the Democratic Republic of... wait, is he a Democrat or a Republican? They're both in the name there. He ought to make up his mind. He has a good restaurant though, been there many times..."
Wow. I just spent more than a minute listening to some idiot fart through his lips.
That was a remarkable number of syllables to say absolutely fucking nothing.
That was a remarkable number of syllables to say absolutely fucking nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Wow. I just spent more than a minute listening to some idiot fart through his lips.
That was a remarkable number of syllables to say absolutely fucking nothing.
That was a remarkable number of syllables to say absolutely fucking nothing.
Where in the 12 Days does that fit?
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Where in the 12 Days does that fit?
I think we would understand animal behavior much better if we stopped anthropomorphizing humans...
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think we would understand animal behavior much better if we stopped anthropomorphizing humans...
I would, but it's rather a long swim. Though I suppose I could float it back... 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I would, but it's rather a long swim. Though I suppose I could float it back... 🤔
Ok, now the industry's just making shit up for JAV Titles to post.
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ok, now the industry's just making shit up for JAV Titles to post.
Flatulantly? Fatuously? Fortuitously? I'm confused.
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Flatulantly? Fatuously? Fortuitously? I'm confused.
Enh enh ENH!
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Enh enh ENH!