Valenpits enthusiast 🐸💕🍞
@hypostasys.bsky.social
🔞 Leo (he/him) I'm a writer. 30+
✨Se habla español🇲🇽
I'm old and tired don't come at me with dumb shit 🪩
Este hogar es católico apostólico romano creyente de Valangel 🙏🏽
✨Se habla español🇲🇽
I'm old and tired don't come at me with dumb shit 🪩
Este hogar es católico apostólico romano creyente de Valangel 🙏🏽
I think these are mine
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think these are mine
"but he does this thing with his tooooongue you don't get iiiit"
And she's like "there is NO way you can't find someone who fucks better and doesn't look Like That..."
Homeboy is next to them like
And she's like "there is NO way you can't find someone who fucks better and doesn't look Like That..."
Homeboy is next to them like
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"but he does this thing with his tooooongue you don't get iiiit"
And she's like "there is NO way you can't find someone who fucks better and doesn't look Like That..."
Homeboy is next to them like
And she's like "there is NO way you can't find someone who fucks better and doesn't look Like That..."
Homeboy is next to them like
Thanksgiving at Val's studio ig
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Thanksgiving at Val's studio ig
Do u think that when she first met vox she saw he had a tv for a head and a cunty news anchor voice and went
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Do u think that when she first met vox she saw he had a tv for a head and a cunty news anchor voice and went
I will be appropriating these lines in a few chapters in my fic when shit hits the fan I fear
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I will be appropriating these lines in a few chapters in my fic when shit hits the fan I fear
What I'm thankful for
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What I'm thankful for
Sometimes I just want to plagiarize myself if I'm honest
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sometimes I just want to plagiarize myself if I'm honest
The next chapter is going really well the audience ( @cinnamoncotton.bsky.social ) is as impatient as I am which is a good sign
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The next chapter is going really well the audience ( @cinnamoncotton.bsky.social ) is as impatient as I am which is a good sign
I love when he makes this stupid fucking face
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I love when he makes this stupid fucking face
Which could mean nothing.......
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Which could mean nothing.......
I love this outfit on him ssssooooo much... I hope we will see more like this next season..... I miss his tits and his tummy already 😔
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love this outfit on him ssssooooo much... I hope we will see more like this next season..... I miss his tits and his tummy already 😔
Whoever made this is my mortal enemy every time I see it I choke on my spit from laughing too much fuck you
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Whoever made this is my mortal enemy every time I see it I choke on my spit from laughing too much fuck you
I think I might have something here 😌
#valangel #wipwednesday for the archive I know what day it is! But just barely...
#valangel #wipwednesday for the archive I know what day it is! But just barely...
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think I might have something here 😌
#valangel #wipwednesday for the archive I know what day it is! But just barely...
#valangel #wipwednesday for the archive I know what day it is! But just barely...
That was an impossible question by the way
The fuck
Anyway I guess.... It's accurate?
hazbincharactersorter.neocities.org
The fuck
Anyway I guess.... It's accurate?
hazbincharactersorter.neocities.org
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
That was an impossible question by the way
The fuck
Anyway I guess.... It's accurate?
hazbincharactersorter.neocities.org
The fuck
Anyway I guess.... It's accurate?
hazbincharactersorter.neocities.org
The real endgame ship should be this
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The real endgame ship should be this
This is how insane I looked with my friend earlier pausing every time Val was on screen to make him Understand
Don't worry I made sure he got it 🥰
Don't worry I made sure he got it 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is how insane I looked with my friend earlier pausing every time Val was on screen to make him Understand
Don't worry I made sure he got it 🥰
Don't worry I made sure he got it 🥰
JAJAJAAJAJAJAJAAJAJA GRACIAS HERMES
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
JAJAJAAJAJAJAJAAJAJA GRACIAS HERMES
It wasn't cold enough for the fur coat but I got a haircut 🤓
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It wasn't cold enough for the fur coat but I got a haircut 🤓
I'm sf nauseous I'm gonna die so pls.. cheer me up... There is one right answer btw (travuvu)
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I'm sf nauseous I'm gonna die so pls.. cheer me up... There is one right answer btw (travuvu)
Do u think he's cranky bc he has to wear these enormous boots on those tiny little peets he has like are they heavy do they hurt does he have to stuff them
Poor princess he suffers so much 😔
Poor princess he suffers so much 😔
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Do u think he's cranky bc he has to wear these enormous boots on those tiny little peets he has like are they heavy do they hurt does he have to stuff them
Poor princess he suffers so much 😔
Poor princess he suffers so much 😔
Maybe they both just need to get high and fuck violently about their problems forever I think that's what they (I ☝🏽) need
Do u see
My Vision
Do u see
My Vision
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Maybe they both just need to get high and fuck violently about their problems forever I think that's what they (I ☝🏽) need
Do u see
My Vision
Do u see
My Vision
Only people with shit taste would hate our beautiful princess with all the disorders look at him what could he ever do that was so wrong? 💕
(not even!! I have a Val icon why are you hating on him in my posts like ur doing something 💀)
(not even!! I have a Val icon why are you hating on him in my posts like ur doing something 💀)
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Only people with shit taste would hate our beautiful princess with all the disorders look at him what could he ever do that was so wrong? 💕
(not even!! I have a Val icon why are you hating on him in my posts like ur doing something 💀)
(not even!! I have a Val icon why are you hating on him in my posts like ur doing something 💀)
AMIGA DATE CUENTAAAAA
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
AMIGA DATE CUENTAAAAA