lindsay
@hyperglavin.bsky.social
God gave me these opinions, but as a joke.
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If there is a food discourse popping off, please let me know. I love this shit.
Yeah, dude. Eat more cabbage, it's tasty and good for you
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yeah, dude. Eat more cabbage, it's tasty and good for you
Food discourse is definitely one of the lower stakes forms of posting on here and that makes it special to me. But like anything we experience in our daily lives a significant number of people are going to make it about their other grievances, warranted or not.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Food discourse is definitely one of the lower stakes forms of posting on here and that makes it special to me. But like anything we experience in our daily lives a significant number of people are going to make it about their other grievances, warranted or not.
My take on the pie discourse is I could go a pie right now.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My take on the pie discourse is I could go a pie right now.
That tray-baked stuffing is the easy one because I've also stuffed the bird. Checkmate.
One’s gotta go
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
That tray-baked stuffing is the easy one because I've also stuffed the bird. Checkmate.
I dunno, dude. A nice cup of tea and a biscuit DOES hit the spot pretty hard, bro.
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I dunno, dude. A nice cup of tea and a biscuit DOES hit the spot pretty hard, bro.
Tonight's the night that you can see the moon without a telescope
October 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Tonight's the night that you can see the moon without a telescope
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
They should have a Pokemon that looks like garbodor but it's made of spaghetti
September 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They should have a Pokemon that looks like garbodor but it's made of spaghetti
You gotta come out to this bar, man. They only sell warm cans of shit beer and a guy makes indomie right at your table.
September 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You gotta come out to this bar, man. They only sell warm cans of shit beer and a guy makes indomie right at your table.
I'll take one of your finest heated dogs please, my good man
September 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'll take one of your finest heated dogs please, my good man
We need to return to the days when "viral food" was off-putting to people
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We need to return to the days when "viral food" was off-putting to people
