j(ay)
@hydrop0nicw33d.bsky.social
CO born and raised. he/him. 27.
entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️⚧️🍉
entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️⚧️🍉
I need more people to send nudes to.
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I need more people to send nudes to.
May need a solid break from social media as we round of this year…please don’t be alarmed if I’m not active!
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
May need a solid break from social media as we round of this year…please don’t be alarmed if I’m not active!
Final vacation day before returning to work tomorrow…how shall I spend it, I wonder?
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Final vacation day before returning to work tomorrow…how shall I spend it, I wonder?
Soft cock for your consideration
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Soft cock for your consideration
Maybe I should just make this account into a main alt…
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Maybe I should just make this account into a main alt…
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I just know Mona Lisa had a tight pussy
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I just know Mona Lisa had a tight pussy
Don’t piss me off or I WILL piss on you!
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Don’t piss me off or I WILL piss on you!
How to gently ask your friend to see their cock…send.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
How to gently ask your friend to see their cock…send.
Another Avalanche win 🥰 time to celebrate by finally blowing my multi-day load 🤭
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Another Avalanche win 🥰 time to celebrate by finally blowing my multi-day load 🤭
Going on 3 days without busting a nut…how people go any longer than this is beyond me, because I am about to burst.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Going on 3 days without busting a nut…how people go any longer than this is beyond me, because I am about to burst.
To think…I used to be so self-conscious about my body hair…and now I’m obsessed with my bush. Call that growth (literally and figuratively).
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
To think…I used to be so self-conscious about my body hair…and now I’m obsessed with my bush. Call that growth (literally and figuratively).
Waking up to the smell of bacon and fresh brewed coffee the day after Thanksgiving 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Waking up to the smell of bacon and fresh brewed coffee the day after Thanksgiving 🥰
I’m coming to the conclusion that I am such a testicle lover. Balls truly are the epitome. To me!
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I’m coming to the conclusion that I am such a testicle lover. Balls truly are the epitome. To me!
Finally playing Detroit: Becoming Human for the first time.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Finally playing Detroit: Becoming Human for the first time.
I don’t trust boys who jerk their dick dry.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I don’t trust boys who jerk their dick dry.
I love Joni Mitchell!
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I love Joni Mitchell!
I’m so excited to see my family tomorrow! I often take for granted how close we all live to each other (all within a 90 minute drive of one another), but with varying responsibilities and commitments, it can be hard for us all to come together.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m so excited to see my family tomorrow! I often take for granted how close we all live to each other (all within a 90 minute drive of one another), but with varying responsibilities and commitments, it can be hard for us all to come together.
I love watching the progress of being 67th in line for a e-book hold. Yes, indeed I have moved 24 spots since placing the hold a month ago! Thank you for informing me, public library system!
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I love watching the progress of being 67th in line for a e-book hold. Yes, indeed I have moved 24 spots since placing the hold a month ago! Thank you for informing me, public library system!
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Nothing sets the tone quite like the first poop of the day if you really think abt it
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Nothing sets the tone quite like the first poop of the day if you really think abt it
I’m thankful for bush this holiday. Big up to anyone with a bush nowadays!
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m thankful for bush this holiday. Big up to anyone with a bush nowadays!
Good morning! I would like some boy butt for breakfast again pls!
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Good morning! I would like some boy butt for breakfast again pls!
I love posting nudes on my alt 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I love posting nudes on my alt 🥰
But I AM craving brunch and mimosas?
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
But I AM craving brunch and mimosas?
If you saw that, no you didn’t.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you saw that, no you didn’t.
Waking up on PTO is truly a blessing. Good morning everyone!
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Waking up on PTO is truly a blessing. Good morning everyone!