Gotta a do it right and take them to Mordor

I dunno, putting cheese on it could make a random internet guy sad

This is a really good quote

Ok but maybe we focus more on the morality of the situation and a lot less on whether or not any actual deities exist because arguing about what your invisible friends would think about any situation is dumb on so many levels

I did a little research and it turns out the women in most MILF videos were already doing mundane household things like cleaning, doing the laundry and dishes before the sex started so maybe this is just another extension of that old-as-time "I'm going to fuck your mother" meme?

I like where you're going with this but some of us don't even carry epi pens for ourselves

Would it be blasphemous to hope they all rise again from the dead like Jesus did or nah?